You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

what did one deer say to the other? nothing, he was shot during hunting season.

roses are red tulips are too, violets are violet, not freaking blue.

Why was i sad when 4 black people in a cadillac fell over a cliff. The car blew up...

HA HA HA HA HAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHYHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHA - Bomber

Your momma is so dumb, she failed the IQ test.

Black people are like jelly beans. Nobody likes the black one's.

A young cow died of terminal cancer; he said moo before he died

whats floppy and smells like trout? trout.

what is the difference between a white woman and a black woman.. i raped the black one

If life hands you melons. Your probably dyslectic.

Knock Knock Who's There Lettuce Lettuce who? Lettuce down the street building his new garage

Why was the black man good at basketball? Because he practiced.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Your mom

Smelly Indians.

Why was the black man escorted from the bar? Because the bartender was racist.

How do you beat Andy Murry at tennis? KILL HIM!

you pick up 10 students from a school, you buy a pish from the fet store, and then drive to new york whos driving the bus? a fat guy with a level 80 org in world of warcraft

What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

there's a worm in my lime at least it doesn't have scurvy

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. *Knock knock* "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

What's worst than finding two worms in your apple? Two holocausts.

how do you kill justin bieber? put a bag over his head and suffercate him.

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