A Stoner sees a bag of chips.

What did Nick Comado say to the black person? Hello I live at 317 North 12th Street, Beech Grove, Indiana, USA. PLEASE come murder me and my family

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE HERE'S A KNIFE KILL YOURSELF KANE !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Whats the difference between males and females? fe

what does a jet and plane have in common? the letter "e"

Q: How do you make an onion cry? A: You can't, it's an onion.

What is worse than torture? Not much.

How did the chicken cross the road? It didn't. On its way there, he got hit by a bus.

why was the boy sad he had a frog stapled to his face

whats worse then finding a bad antijoke on this site? finding a real joke on this site

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

good morning. good day. good night. good to see you santa

Why are Asian people bad drivers? Coincidental cases of blurred vision.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he died.

Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

bob lost his camouflage bag. he never found it.

I don't know about the rest of you, but I HATE funerals.

Whats worse then finding a worm in your apple? Getting yours asshole clawed by a grizzly

Excuses are like assholes: Gay men like to have sex with them.

I FEEL LIKE I'M RIDING ON A CLOUD actually it's physically impossible to ride on clouds because they are sparsely situated ice particles.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He got hit in the head with a brick.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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