- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A blonde, a Jew, and a black man all went to the store. They each bought their groceries and went home to enjoy the rest of their day with their families.

Roses are red,violets are blue, i love the colour red and green but its a pitty because im not so keen.

Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I want to get you pregnant.

All dogs are mammals. All cats are mammals. Therefore, all dogs are cats.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Lamborghini? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

I was going to tell a gay joke. But that would offensive

Why were the police chasing the black man? Because he was in such a poor financial state that the bank foreclosed his house and now he has no source of income and therefore no way to purchase basic living requirements, so he was forced to steal in order to provide food for his family.

Knock, Knock, Who's there? The IRS.

A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

How did the black guy get knocked out? He was hit by a fridge.

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

What's worse that getting raped by a frog? That would never occur, as frogs do not have genitalia to commit rape.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

How tall is a tree? Taller than the ground

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender asks, "Why the long face?" The horse says, "I have cancer."

what do you get when you you put a knife in a head? a dead body

What happened when the man fell off the boat? He went into the water and was viciously mauled by 5 alligators then ran over by another boat.

Dead girls can't say no.

Q. Which famous celebrity has had the most children over the last 10 years? A. Michael Jackson

What's smelly and Dirty? Someone who hasn't shower in a reasonably long time.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Killing people is not illegal just ask a soldier

What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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