- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, my name is Dave, this poem makes no sense, microwave

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

i just cant stand up to cripple jokes

What do you call a horny blond on the corner? A prostitute

if you have 5 oranges and 15 ice cubes, how many pancakes can you fit on the roof? red, because aliens dont wear shirts.

whats the difference from a jew and a christian the jew got arrested for rape

Why did sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not. Sally..

"Hey! Did you get a haircut?" "No, I just started chemo..."

What did the Jewish man say to the banana? Nothing, because he has common sense

How many cats would it take to change a lightbulb? Cats can't change lightbulbs

Why was the blonde so stupid? She suffers a severe case of retardation.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

What do you call a girl with one leg? Eileen

Why couldn't the turtle swim? Because he went too close to an oil spill, the petroleum got into his mouth and coated his lungs and he is now dead.

what did Stan say to Dave? nothing, Dave died 500 years before Stan was born, thus he said nothing.

Your mom is so old that her organs are starting to slowly fail and she must be put on life support or she'll die.

What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

In which state does the Mississippi River flow in? Liquid.

Why did little Tommy eat an apple? Because he was on a diet

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

Why did Rachel fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Rachel.

Hickory Dickory Dock Three mice ran up a clock The cluck struck one But the two other got away with minor injuries

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