What's Red, Smells like Blue Paint, What tastes like the sea, and has been doused in the essence of the 80's? If you can come up with something, don't bother; This is a trick question. The space was to give you time to think. Forget your answer.

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roses are red violets are blue i'm chinese and i don't know a joke pickle.

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What do you call a black man who is flying a plane? A pilot.

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I just got robbed by an invisible man!!!!

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I am strangling you. Do you see my arms? I AM FREAKEN STRANGLING YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Teenage pregnancy.

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Whats long and red all over? This Cut on my arm, i should get it checked out.

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what did the 3 year old get for her birthday? nothing she died of terminal cancer at the age of 2

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How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

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why did the boat sink the captain drove it into a pile of sharp rocks

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What's worse; twelve babies in one trash can or one baby in twelve trash cans?

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, I killed your family, and now i'm coming after you.

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What did the man on the moon say? Nothing. He died because his supply of oxygen ran out.

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Why did the teenager take a shower? Because she was brutally raped by a serial rapist and felt dirty. Unfortunately for her, she was unaware that she was washing off the prints from her body and the rapist was never found

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Why was Joe afraid of Steve? Because Steve raped and killed all of Joe's three children two weeks ago.

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Can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like shooting stars? No, we can't.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I'm bad at poetry Show me your titties

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What do you call a deer in the wild? a deer

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What's the difference between cancer and my grandmother? She doesn't have cancer.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, some poems rhyme, others don't

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What did the terrorist get for Christmas? A bullet in his head.

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A man buys some expensive lingerie for his wife on the occasion of their 10th wedding anniversary. After a lovely candlelight dinner at home, he tells her to close her eyes at which point he retrieves the gift box containing her anniversary present. Thoroughly exited, she rips open the box and takes out the beautiful garment, holding it up to the light in wide-eyed amazement. Her husband gives her a suggestive wink and says "would you like to join me in the bedroom to try it on?" To which she replies, "I AIN'T YER WHORE!"

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Jesse uses a prescription shampoo called " greasey poop" because he feels like his hair doesnt look greasy enough. He cries himself asleep every night because he wants a slim body like the rest of the cool kids, so he eats his pain away, which digs him an even deeper hole. the life of Jesse zigenbein is quite tragic to say the least. Please donate 10$ to the "eat ourselves to sleep" campaign

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What do you get when you mix 5 bottles of beer, a bottle of vodka, 3 glasses of red wine, and 15 jello shots? Alcohol poisoning.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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