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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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whats black dirty gross and sits on the porch all day? a trash bag

Yo mama is so stupid that see should really be concerned with furthering her education in a four-year university

How does a black man spell Jack J-A-C-K

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I'm a fish out of water. Help me I'm suffocating.

Care to fill in some of the etc etc`s for me? Its not like we are complete strangers one to another either, you and I I mean, I feel pretty secure around you.

what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

there once was a man from Afghanistan. Who wanted to bang his brother-istan. they licked and sucked. and kissed then f**ked, he got aids. and never did that-again!

Roses are Red Violets are blue I have short term memory loss Hey look thats my bike over there.

There's an Irishman, a homo-sexual, and a Jew standing at a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community!

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was a clown, and clowns are scary.

Roses are Red I shit in your Stew When you eat it The joke is on you

What do you call a person who kills there own child? Casey Anthony.

What do you say to a black man in the morning? Good morning

What happens when you Shoot a guy with a red Shirt On? He Dies.

I'vegto a riddel for you;l Do siolve it. during the day... I look liek a snake By night?///////////////// What ams i? Rack your brains

Q. Why did Sally fall off the swing? A. She had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

What's the difference between a cult leader and a television personality? On average, 3.2 inches.

How many Pollacks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? 1. and "pollack" is a derogatory term that could be fond offensive to some people.

A man walks into me and I say: "WATCH IT PUNK!"

Why did the retarded guy follow the 7 year old? Because he's a stalker.

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