- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

Why are all the dinosaurs extinct? Because you touch yourself at night,

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

What is yellow, has wheels, and lies on its back? A school bus in a terrible accident.

Some parents named their sons: Who, What and Where. Many people were left confused as to the couple's decision, and some remarked that the sons would likely get picked on in their early school years.

Sam murray got home after school one day, he siad hello to his father and possibly played some Avatar on the D.S

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

what looks, smells, and sounds like red paint? blue paint, I lied about it being red

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

Just want to know where I will be dipping my... MANFLESH!

Q: Whats worse then a minor fender bender? A: Dieing a long painful death by getting stabbed 27 times then getting hit by a car 2 hours later your brother finds you and told you that him and your wife have been cheating on you and your kid is his.

A light bulb is very similar in shape to a pear. So, when you change a light bulb, don't replace it by a pear.

roses are red violets are violet hey look up there! Its a suicide pilot!

Why did the black man cross the road? He was chasing the chicken

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

what's longer than my shlong? .... nothing

What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

A lysdexic man trys to rite a joek... the people who tried reading it got confused and offered help in rewriting it.

What did the Jamacian say to his friends? Yo me Rastas' on de cloud shroud atta boy 9PM we rizzle into da hitasses bar and we order us da drink of "grandpa's cough medicince" me tinks, who grees wid my view od oftaday Rastas?

Roses are blue, Violets are purple, I like chicken. Do you like chicken?

Q. There were 2 Mexicans in a car, who was driving it? A. The police officer.

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