- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

What did the mother say to her son? I have Leukemia.

I heard an awesome joke last night. I cannot remember it.

Knock Knock Who's There? Poop. Poop who? HAHAHAHAHAHA you said poopoo

Have you seen Ray Charles' new house? Neither has he...

roses are red, violets are blue. sunflowers are yellow, i bet you were expecting something romantic but no this is just gardening facts.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

Tilt your screen back

A man walks into a bar and orders 10 shots of tequila. He later goes home drunk and beats his wife. His wife is getting a divorce.

Why was the baby crying? He had just witnessed his parent get brutally murdered.

why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

stfu Aodhan u and kevin are doin all the instigsating

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

What did the snowman say to the other snowman? Do you smell carrots?

What do you call the birth of George Lucas? Terrible, abdominal pain for his mother.

How do you get a clown off of a swing? You throw an axe at its face.

Why was six afraid of seven? Seven drove two planes into the world trade center.

what's wose than finding a holocaust in your anti-joke? the potential offspring of courtney love and al gore

Why did the boy fall off the sky scraper. It was hit by an axe.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? A waste of time because they just be playing soccer

How do you kill a dumb blonde? Stab them in the chest 43 times.

Why couldn't the kitten drink its milk? Because its owner was neglecting him and the kitten later died of malnurisment

Before you insult a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you insult him, you'll be a mile away, and have his shoes.

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