What do you call a Pakistani flying a plane. 9/11

Hey i just met you, and this is crazy, i have amnesia, i'm Skepta

Why didn't the man answer the Anti Joke? He had a severe mental disorder and was therefore incapable of speech.

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back at her

A women in the kitchen.

What's a green tasty vegetable? None, they're vegetables.

I named my son ps2 controller

what do you call Tim Tebow on a bike with a clown hat on? Tim, Mr. Tebow whatever you want

What happened to the man who went to a strip bar? What happens to all of us. He died.

What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? They're all gone...

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

Q-Why the baby drop is lollypop? A: He got hit by a truck

Roses are car Violets are giraffe this poem makes no sense microwave

What burns like hell? Gonorrhea.

"You know what sucks?" "Vaccuumes?" "You know what metaforically sucks?" "Black holes?" "You know what just isn't cool?" "Lava?"

roses are red violets are blue i take pleasure in the simple things in life as i have nothing else left to live for

What is ET short for? Extra terrestrial

Knock knock! Who's there? Alexis. Hi, come in!

What's funny about a black person, a Jew, and a mexican's graves being side by side? Nothing.

How many pancakes can you fit into a gopher hole? Red - because ice cream doesn't have any bones.

Jesus can can WALK on WATER, but Chuck Norris can SWIM in it.

What did the blind man say to his teacher? Nothing, blind people can't talk.

Why was little Tommy scared? Because he'd just been abducted by a psychopathic rapist.

What is it... Michael J Fox has a small one, modonna doesnt have one, Arnold Shwatznegger has a long one, the pope doesn't use his, and bill clinton uses his a lot. A last name

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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