An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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What do you call Charlie Sheen when he's on drugs? Charlie Sheen.

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what word starts with the letter N and ends with the letter R that you never wanna call a black person? Neighbor

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Me: Knock Knock Mom: Who's there? Me: Jason Mom: Jason who Jason: HOW COULD YOU FORGET ME I CAN'T BELRIVE YOUR ALZHEIMER'S HAS GOTTEN THAT BAD! WHY DOES THIS HAPPEN TO ME BWAAA! *Jason sadly died short after from a bus hitting him*

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Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

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in superbad, why couldnt seth take off mclovin's face and wear it as his own? no one can. theyre fictional characters in a movie

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Q: What is every blonde's ambition? A: To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.

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Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? A Jew is a person who adheres to the Jewish faith and claims a cultural or ancestral connection to the Jewish people, and a pizza is an oven-baked, flat, disc shaped bread usually topped with tomato sauce and mozzarella and then a selection of meats, depending on taste and culture.

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A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

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OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

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Why was the little boy hit by a bus? I pushed him

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An African-American is working on math problems and notices an Asian man walking by. The African American asked,"Could you help me out on these math problems?" The Asian man replied, " I have never been good at math."

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Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

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How babies can you fit in a car seat? 1

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What do you call a Mexican on the moon? Quite an unusual circumstance consedering Mexico doesn't currently have a space program. Not only that but Nasa hasen't even had people going to the moon since the 1970s.

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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What's windy and sunny at the same time? The weather.

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When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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What do you call a black man with no arms? Trustworthy.

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Your girlfriend.

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An American, a Canadian, an Afro-American and a Jew walk in a bar. They all order their favorite drink and go look for potential partners with whom they'd wish to engage in sexual relationships.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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