- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did single women didn't want any babies for? because of Ice Ice Baby.

A Sodium atom walks into a bar. A Chlorine atom bumps into it, taking the electron, then making a bond. Suddenly, the police come in. They arrest the Chlorine atom, of course, but they also arrest the Sodium atom. He says, "what did I do?" The policemen say, "you're too ugly to be out in public."

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because the weather report said there was a 90% chance of rain, and he didn't want to get his posh new coat wet on the way to the studio

How many anti jokes can you make from one joke? 1. 2. 3. 4. 5. 6. 7. 8. 9. 10. 11. 12. 13. 14. 15. 16. 17. 18. 19. 20. 21. 22. 23. 24. 25. 26. 27. 28. 29. 30. 31. 32. 33. 34. 35. 36. 37. 38. 39. 40. 41. 42. 43. 44. 45. 46. 47. 48. 49. 50. And so on.

Why did the blonde stay in the five-star hotel? She had enough money.

How do you make an egg laugh? That is an irrational question eggs are inanimate object and are unable to laugh

How many hours of sleep did Jimmy get last night? Zero, because he has insomnia. Jimmy got fired from his job today because of his lack of energy and motivation due to his disorder. His wife divorced Jimmy because he can no longer support her and their two kids.

Q: Why did the plane crash? A: Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

What do you call a blue and black dot on the wall? A fly wearing blue jeans.

What's weirder than an asian? His dinner

Why couldn't the cat drink his milk? Because his ears were stapled to the floor.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

jasper walks into a bar, he sees an elephant and can't believe his eyes. he says "HORGWARSH!"

Why did mallisa get to go to the bar instead of jeremy... jeremy has prostate cancer and he needs to be examined every 2 1/2 minuites plus he's 7 years old.

A black man, Jew and a Mexican go camping. A bear wanders into their campsite, but upon seeing them runs away because it's afraid of humans.

What's the difference between a Ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a pile of dead babies in my garage.

Why do seagulls live by the sea? Because they wouldn't be able to live anywhere else.

If Johnny has 4 dollars and Clarissa has 7 dollars, how many dollars do they have all together? 11 dollars Knock knock Who's There? Johnny Johnny who? Johnny and Clarrisa, all together we have 11 dollars.

Chick Norris... Enough said

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

Why did a black kid kill his teacher? No reason. That what they do

What do you call a a chinese abortion? My dinner

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