Whats the difference between Megan Fox and a dead baby? Megan Fox is alive

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Why did the short man fall down the stairs? He got shot in the face with an assault rifle.

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Why did the little girl fall off her bike? Because she didn't have any arms

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An apple a day keeps the doctor away. Unless your father is a doctor and you live with him.

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What is funnier than Miley Cirus getting a Record Album? Justin Bieber's voice.

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quantum physics?

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

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why did the cookie go to the doctor? he had to get a physical to be eligible to try out for his school's football team. his mom drove him there but was very careful not to get his hopes up too high since his chances of actually making the team were slim to none based on the fact that he had no arms or legs but only succulent chocolate chips in every bite.

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What did the physicist say when he got his penis stuck in a test tube? Ah jeesh! I got my penis stuck in a test tube.

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Why was the man happy to see his wife dead? He beat her

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How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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What did the man say to his wife. Hi

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Why did the hobo break both of his arms? He didn't like them.

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What's white and can't jump? A fridge.

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Q: Why do black people buy so many pairs of shoes? A: Because when they outgrow there old pair they need new shoes.

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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There was a black guy and a blonde crossing the street. They are not related.

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Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

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What's red and checkered and tells you to turn your music down? Michael

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knock knock? who's there Dave Come on in!!!!!

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WHERE WAS THE DECLARATION OF INDEPENTENTS AT THE BOTTEM!!!

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Nancy Kerrigan walks into a club

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Why is the deer afraid of the hunter? Because he doesn't want to get shot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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