A priest, a rabbi and a scientologist walk into a bar. They discuss their various religious viewpoints until the scientologist gets a call informing him of his mother's death. The priest buys him a drink. Then the priest gets a call informing him of his mothers death. The rabbi buys him a drink. The rabbi gets a call. The scientologist expects it to be about the rabbi's mother dying, so he prematurely buys him a drink. It was actually the lottery commission telling the rabbi he won 48 million dollars.

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Why did the little boy throw his clock out of the window? After hours of searching for the snooze button to no avail, the little boy became so irritated at the incessant ringing of the alarm that he threw it out of his window in a fit of rage. The clock landed on an old woman who was walking twenty stories below. She was immediately killed on impact.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Getting raped..

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what do u call a Muslim flying a plane??? 9-11

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Nebraska the farmland its the only place for me!! I love the corn and the corn loves me!! I live for the corn and the corn lives for me!!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Faces like yours belong in the zoo But dont worrie ill be there Not in a cage But laughing at you

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So I was flirting with a girl at a bar the other day when this huge black guy walks up and says "Hey honey". I realized that I still had some un-addressed prejudices in me as he shook my hand, pointed out that it was a mistake anyone could make, and introduced me to a girl he had met at the college he works at.

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What does an Eagle and a Mole have in common? The are both of the kingdom Animalia, possessing many organ systems and cellular similarities. And they both live underground. Except for the Eagle.

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Chip and Dale walk into a bar. Chip is black now.

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Q: Why did the little girl fall off the swing? A: Hahahaha! I can't read.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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How many midgets does it take to screw in a light bulb about 4

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Q:What did the slut have in her mouth? A: teeth.

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What did the spoon say to the other spoon? Nothing, it is a spoon.

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What do the Africans have for breakfast? Nothing.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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The word "Walter" is never funny.

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Why did the girl stop running? Because she is in a wheelchair and will never walk again

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What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

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Q: Whats the best part of a bald pussy? A: After you put the diaper back on you perv!

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"Doctor, Doctor, Help I feel like a pair of curtains" "I've got some cream for that".

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What did the little boy want to be when he grew up? A cone

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Yo mama's so fat, she had a lap-band procedure.

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Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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