- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

You know what topping goes bad with ice cream? Chloroform

Q: Why was the boy sad? A: Because his mother just got raped.

Why was the black man lynched? Because he was found by angry racists in the 1930's.

Why did god create anti-jokes? He didn't.

A termite walks intio a bar, looks the lovely timber bar up and down, and wonders out loud..."where's the bar tender?"

It is better to have loved and lost, Than to have fallen, bleeding, into shark-infested waters.

Q Why did the chicken cross the road? A Because it couldn't fly

How do you confuse a blond? Paint your self green and throw forks at her.

What's worse than r-a-p-e? Gang r-a-p-e.

Q: why was the gay guy sad A: Becasue he was stright.

What did the wall say to the other wall? Nothing, walls are inanimate things therefore it cannot talk.

Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

How did the Muslim pilot die? He had a fatal heart attack while flying over the Atlantic and as a result the 300 passengers died by drowning.

Why are watermelons green? 9, because cows like to eat grass.

What is worde then swallowing a slipper? Swallowing a granny to catch the slipper

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Son: Mommy, Mommy can i have a cookie! Mom:Sure Honey there on the top shelf Son:But mommy i have no arms Mom:No arms, No cookies

Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

people say thers saftey in numbers, try telling that to 6 million jews

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

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