When would you find a Mexican, Asian, Black and white guy hanging out? Never

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i like turtles

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Where did jimmy go when the bomb exploded.... (Everywhere )

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Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

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CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

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What's green, has six legs and lives in the jungle? A Snooker Table.

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What were the pilots' of Malaysia Airlines Missing plane favourite programs? Lost...

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What do you call a woman with one leg shorter than the other? Whatever her name is.

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Why did Bob fall off a cliff? He had an epileptic episode.

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Q: humpty dumpty sat on a wall A: yeah right

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dalas rof rezilitref taerg a si citsalp. Read it from right to left.

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Whats blind and deaf? Hellen Keller.

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What do you get a kid with no arms for Christmas? Hungry, Hungry Hippos.

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Whats the difference between a Jew and a boy scout? Boy scouts come back from camp.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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what did one paper football say to the other? did you get flicked off too.

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A drunk walks out of a bar gets in his car and proceeds to drive home the driver passed out at the wheel swerved in the wrong lane and smashed the car of the Jefferson family a young family of 4, the Jefferson family's car exploded into flames while the drunk sat back laughed and rubbed the wound on his head

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BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

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Why did the chinese doctor get fired? Because he was involved in a malpractice suit.

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I think my son might be gay. He's started to listen to Justin Bieber, and last week I walked in on him engaging in penetrative anal sex with one of his friends.

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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How do you drown a blonde? Force her head underwater until she can no longer breathe, thus shutting down her brain and killing her.

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Yo mama so short, she developed a debilitating neck problem from having to look up at people when talking to them.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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