A man works at a Doritos factory hes worked there for a few weeks and hes made the most Doritos in his line now and the head of the company gives him a promotion he now runs his own line a few months later the head of the company bob comes back to him and promoted him again to now our friend Carl is head of the Factory about two years later bob comes to Carl and hes promoted to head of the east coast he is head of 27 Factories about a decade later bob asks Carl if when he retires Carl will take over the company and he accepts bobs offer 23 years pass and bob retires Carl is the new head of the company so he is about like 65 at this point and he wants some wine so him and his buddies go for some wine Dan says Carl this lines two long so they decide to have some soda and then Jason says this lines longer then the last one so Aiden says to Carl why don't we go get some punch so they all got into line but there was no punch line a.w. j.p.

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Yo' mamas so fat that your friend said a yo mama so fat joke to you. You were certainly not amused.

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What do black people and tornadoes have in common? - It only takes one to destroy a neighborhood.

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what do you call a gay guy? kevin

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Roger D. ASS , stops, has a ponder , and walks out of a s.t.i clinic ,without being seen

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Your moms so stupid she ate all the food in the grocery store

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I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

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What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

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Q. What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car. A. Get in the car.

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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Repeat after me... I'matote ulbu twad Now say that all together Im a total butt wad

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Roses? are red Violets are blue, Kangaroos like Oranges, Poems suck, Refrigerator.

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What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient ability. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

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So, Helen Keller walked into a bar....and then a stool, and then a counter, and then a table....

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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What did the black man do when he found a bucket full of KFC chicken on the ground? He promptly looked around for anyone who might have bought it. After searching around, with no takers, he ate some of the chicken and saved the rest. He brought it back to his apartment and left it in his fridge, so he may later eat it as leftovers.

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So this guy was making a sandwich...

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. Why did the squirrel fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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all these jokes are horrible now

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I like my babies how I like my chips. Chopped up and in a bag.

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You tell me. I have amnesia.

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What happened to Kanye West when he interrupted a KKK ritual meeting? He was promptly hung from a tree for being a negro.

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