- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What did Bobby get for his first birthday ? A: Adoption papers

The camp counselor woke me up, and said that it was going to be a long week. I didn't worry though, since all weeks are 7 days long.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

What did the boy get from his grandmother on Christmas. Nothing she died on Thanksgiving.

What's big, red, and eats rocks? A big, red, rock eater.

What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

What do you get when you cross a sheep with a lion? A dead sheep.

What do you call a sausage with no sauce? A giraffe.

What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

What's the opposite of a joke? An anti-joke. You're reading one right now.

What's green and hangs from trees? Leafs

What do you call a man who burns his country's flag on it's independence day? Unpatriotic

What's 9+10? 19

Q: What would have been the easiest way to stop the second world war without killing anyone? A: Paid Hitler for his art.

If you have 12 apples and I have 12 ice cubes how many pancakes fit on a roof? Purple because aliens don't wear hats.

Now on breaking news!: Man found hanged upside down in a forest with 403 lethal knife-stabs in his back! Policeman: "We have concluded this is indeed the worst case of suicide ever"

What is black and hangs on a rope next to a rebel flag in my back yard? A tire swing for my redneck kids to swing on.

A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

What do you call a woman who can't walk? A paraplegic.

When life gives you lemons, refrigerate them so they don't go bad.

4 hours later.

What's worse than stepping on a nail? stepping on the nail and falling on more nails face first.

A Jewish boy walks up to his father and says: Dad, can I borrow 50 dollars? The dad responds: 40 dollars?!? What are you going to do with 30 dollars?!?

Roses are red, bushes are red, trees are red....i set your garden on fire.

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