- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are Red Violets are Blue You wouldn't know that Cause you're a dog.

Why did the bus crash? The driver was a loaf of bread.

Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

What do you call a blonde falling off a cliff? Screwed.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What do you call a black man that is wearing a suit? Whatever his name happens to be

Are tomatoes more scary than onions? No. They are not more scary than onions.

What did Billy Mays eat for breakfast? nothing, he's dead.

why was the little girl crying? because i raped her.

Roses are red. Violets are blue. I believe you've seen enough of these already.

Whats worst than being raped by a black guy? Being raped by two black guys? You racist i'm calling the police.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the Blonde do when she saw train tracks? She walked over slowly, looked both ways, and crossed safely

Whos worse than Akise Teague. Mike Vick

why did the dog went inside the church? because the door was open.

What did the Pope say to the homosexual couple? Welcome to the community.

Why the monkey fall out the tree? Cause he was dead!

What do you get when you cross a pug and a beagle? A cross pug and a cross beagle.

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

What do you call a dog with no legs? A seal.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It had a heart attack. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the monkey

What did PSY say about his newest song? Probably something in Korean.

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