- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why can't Kim and Arnold get childern ? because they are 2 stones.

Q) What did one chicken say to the other? A) Nothing. Chickens can't talk.

Q: Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? A: Because she is a fictional character.

yo momma is so fat that she contributes to americas obesity problem

Roses are red Violets are purple, and anyone who tells you otherwise is wrong.

What do you do when you find a blonde on her knees? Help her up, because obviously she has fallen.

What the difference between a circle and a triangle? You're an idiot if you don't know the difference.

Why was there no girl on the swing set? She decided to get off of the swings.

Why should you be scared when a black man asks you, "What are looking at?" Because if he is over the age of 18, he should know better than to end a sentence with a preposition, unless of course, he never had an education, in which case... you should probably run for your life.

How many Jews can you fit in a car? Two in the front, three in the back, and 278 in the ash tray/\.

Did you hear the joke about the vacuum? It sucks.

Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Q: Why was the little girl cowering in a closet in a corner. A: Because there was a murderer/rapist in her house with her oarents gone.

Do you know any anti-jokes. Yeah, I do. It's a bit pointless though.

Roses are green. Violets are purple. Charlie Sheen. Looks a turtle.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Man- Where can I find a book on the holocaust Book keeper- Have you tried comedy? Man- no I havent Book keeper- good it won't be there

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Haikus are lovely But sometimes do not make sense Refrigerator

How do you make something disappear from your hand? Throw it somewhere that's out of sight,

So, why won't the blonde date the Asian guy? Because she's afraid of commitment.

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? Three bee stings. Whats worse than three bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse then the holocaust? Four bee stings.

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