- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

There once was a woman from Ealing, Who had a peculiar feeling She went to the doctors and was consequently diagnosed with Chlamydia

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Do you know what the worst part about inbreeding is? - It's runs in the family!

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

2 bald men are standing on an oval, one turns to the other and says "leukemia."

Q: whats worse than 10 dead babies in 1 trashcan? A: 1 dead baby in 10 trashcans

Simon: Knock Knock Alfredo: Who's there? Simon: Wire Alfredo: Wire Who SImon? Simon: Wire are you asking me this!!!!

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Three guys walk into a bar: a Priest, a rapist, and a pedophile...and two other guys

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

roses are red violets are blue if you and your sister were hanging from a cliff i'd save your sister

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

Why was 2 afraid of 81? Because seven eight nine.

How can you get an asian kid to flunk a class? You can't.

your mother is such a nice person that most people enjoy her company

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