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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Whats better than not being a Jew? A: Being a Jew.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

Chris Brown walks into a bar. And then is politely asked to leave as the bar owner also happens to be the spokesperson for an anti-domestic violence group.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

Knock knock Who's there Joe Aids who's?

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

A man walked into a bar. He got drunk and left.

What's worse than smelly feet? Smelly hands.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

women's rights.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? She was a loaf of bread.

Matthew Wyckoff

Don't believe in Atheists.

How do you get a baby to be quiet? Put it in the oven for a few minutes

Roses are Red Violets are Blue Even though I can't tell Because I am color blind

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What do you call an armless, legless man hanging on a wall? Art.

Why was the boy dead? The boy was hit by a bus ran over by a train and stabbed to death by a murderer then put into a grinder for a meal for the murderer.

I completely thought you where bullshitting me, how come I never noticed before? How and why?

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