- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the boy fail math? He got bad grades.

An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

The Below statement is an antijoke. The Above statement is a joke.

Why did the boy fall off his bike? His mother threw a brick at him.

How many Stephen Hawkings does it take to screw in a lightbulb? He can't.

a guy was waiting for his date, then she arrived and they went happily to the cinema

Why couldn't Hellen Keller drive? (Because she was blind and deaf?) No, because she was a woman.

Whats black and red and dead? Nobody could tell, but they were sure that it wasn't a dead black person, so stop being racist!

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know. Oh, I thought you could tell me. I will ask someone else. See you later.

Why did the gay man sneek out of the brothel? Because he was ashamed of his well paying reception job

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? The fact that you actually took time to read this cynically hypnotizing answer that you cannot seem to stop reading even though you know that this sentence is just a clever run to show the epitomy of the anti joke. ha-ha.

Doctor Doctor I keep thinking I`ve got a car behind me. Don`t worry about that you have aids.

whats funnier then a children's hospital..... it catching on fire.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The holocaust. Guys holocaust jokes aren't funny Anne-Frankly, I do nazi the point in them.

A boy is diagnosed with terminal cancer. His family prays for him and he still dies.

whats red round and gets smaller? a baby combing its hair with a potatoe peeler

OMG SOHPIE IS SOOOOO GREAT AT BLOWING Josh Brown xoxo

What's oily and smells like smegma? Kevin Crummy

A man and a woman walk into a bar... They both die from cerebral hemorrhages.

Why did Wiggy fall into the toilet? Wiggy was the name of his turd.

A thief walks into a bank. He has an account there and withdraws 200 bucks.

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