Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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It's gone. It's all gone. There's nothing left.

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Q:Why don't black people go on cruises? A:They already fell for that trick once.

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How long does it take for a black woman to have a shit. 9 months.

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What do you call a mix between a mexican and a octopus? Actually, at this moment in time it is physically and morrally impossible to do such a thing. Scientists have yet to find a way to split the genes and create a cross species. lol jk its called a moctapus.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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One a upon of time there was man named Cinderella. He was so mad because his name was Cinderella. The end.

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Knock knock. Who's there? To To Who? To Whom.

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Why did John not like his chocolate? It wasn't chocolate it was poop.

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Why did sally fall out of the tree? Because sally was morbidly obese and uprooted the tree from underneath her subsequently causing her to splash violently on the ground. Why didn't sally get back up? Because the splash caused the earth to spin at 40000 rpm into the sun.

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I am a mime

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You: "Ask me if im an astronaut. " Them: "R u an astronaut?" You: "No. "

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whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

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So these two girls have a cup .

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Paul walks on a bridge. It collapses.

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So a man and his wife were in a horrible car accident. The man died, so why isn't the wife mourning his death? Because she is also dead. But, do you know who did mourn and cry over this horrible tragedy? Their children, other family members, and friends.

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Why was the boat red and sticky? A boy dropped his slurpee. What were you thinking?!

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whats worse than finding a dead cat in your kitchen? a dead cat in your bedroom

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Golf.

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Three men are facing a firing squad. They are all promptly executed. Even if they were to escape by distracting the executioners, they would no doubt be shot down before they could get for.

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Knock knock Who's there? Isabelle Isabelle who? Isabelle Williams Oh hi Isabelle come in

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Jordan is pregant

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Knock Knock Who's there? re-posession officers

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Q: How many chicken nuggets can fit into an olympic size swimming pool? A: 8,563,690,152... Corndogs

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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