- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Obama = ebola

How do you put your babysitter in jail? Kill your kid on her shift.

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

speak now or forever hold your pee

Why did the chicken cross the road? Rocky was chasing him

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

Your mother is so fat she has to have her clothing specially ordered, this brought her to a massive credit card bill and made your entire family bankrupt.

why is lady gaga so famous? because she has a penis.

roses are red violets are microwaves i have amnesia what ma name iiizzz 'SHAWTAY

Knock Knock Who's there

why cant the porcupine marry the balloon? ...neither one can talk.. obviously.

"My CiOCK is bigger!" "No! My CiOCK is bigger!": Two gamec.ock owners arguing over who has a bigger DiICK.

A man commands his dog to sit. However, his dog is poorly trained, so does not.

Why didnt sally throw out her lunch? Her mom had a miscarriage, she was never born.

What do you call a bathtub full of dead babies? A tragedy.

What happened to the girl that thought she was a mermaid? She drowned, humans can't breathe under water.

A man walks into a bar, the bartender says had a bad day the man says yes... he orders 10 shots goes home and shoots his neighbors

So there was a guy in the middle of the street, how did he survive? ...He doesnt because he gets hit by a car becuase hes in the middle of the street...

A blonde, redhead, and a brunette are chatting outside a casino. The brunette directs a joke towards the blonde. "What's the difference between cotton candy and pork chops?" The blonde has heard the joke prior to this encounter and correctly completes it with sign language because she is deaf.

Why did the catholic preist take all the little boys out in the woods? They were going on a camping trip.

Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

Waitress: Would you like to have a drink? Customer: (Looks at the drink's menu) Hmmmm... What are my choices? Waitress: Yes and no.

"Knock Knock" "Just ring the bloody bell for once!"

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