- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

How can you tell if a woman is stupid? Yell the word "STUPID'' and see if she turns around.

Your momma's so ugly, she has endure self-esteem issues relating to her appearance that have plagued her since grade school.

What's the difference between a cat and a dog? They are different species... do i really need to explain the difference??

How do black people get rich? They collect welfare checks.

What is the key to a good anti-joke? A disappointing or intellectual punch-line said in a calm and passive tone.

What did the vibrator say to the condom? Watch, I'll get laid before you do!!!

How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

on a scale from voldemort to nigel thornberry, how big is your penis?

Want to hear an anti-joke? Yes. Well I'm not going to tell you one.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The IRS, we're taking your house. This is a vacation notice, please be out of the property in 30 days. Have a nice day.

roses are blue violets are red... i have to use the bathroom

Roses are red, yup.

Why did the shark attack the rock? Because it thought it was a human.

:( You are right Nero, I am terribly sorry, when I see you, I see the brightest man I have ever seen, should you ever turn against me and stop underestimating yourself, there is nothing I could do.

A woman walking alone through a poor area of town. She is approached by a man who proceeds to mug her, rape her, and murder her.

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was in the oven because the farmer was cooking it for dinner.

roses are red violets are dead honey is yellow and so is head

How do you kill someone? Shoot them. How do you kill someone with a knife? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a car? Shoot them How do you kill someone in a jet? Put the gun in the propeller

What do call a someone with no arms, legs, and has an eye patch? Names

What happens when a blind man walking crashes in to man that's talking to his gang ? He wakes up in a ditch

Knock knock. Who's there? The police. Open up. We have a warrant for your arrest.

Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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