Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

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What did the cannibal eat for breakfast? Waffles.

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Hey do you have a suitcase? Why? I need one.

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Wanna hear a joke? Zeke friends Wanna hear a better jokes? Zeke with his friends

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My black friend love grape soda and koolaid, with his fried chicken, and i dont think its racist cuz i also enjoy the same things at times

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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Stop reading these anti-jokes and go study for your externals!

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The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

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what is worse than a hole in your sock? Getting raped

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What did Robin say to Batman before they entered the Batmobile? "Batman, I'm a necropheliac."

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Hey Johnny what's after 2?? 3.

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What's the difference between Jam and Jelly? You can't Jelly your dick into your girlfriend's ass.

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What do you call a bird that can't fly? an ostrich

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What did the kid with no legs get for Christmas? A new pair of shoes

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I am a dwarf and im digging a hole... lol jokes dwarfs are mythological creatures and therefore do not exist

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1,000 people get out of a plane , who hits the ground first? The DEAD guy!!!!

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What happens when two elephants go out in the rain? They get wet.

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You're so sweet I have diabetes

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Get a life besides thumbing down statements telling you advice.........

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Your mamas so fat, she was self-conscious about her weight and became an antisocial vegetable.

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Why did the girl stop smoking? Because her mum asked her to.

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Why did the blonde walk into a glass wall? Because she either wasn't watching where she was going or the wall was so clean that it appeard not to be there

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

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A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

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