Knock-Knock Who's there? Ketchup. Ketchup who? Ketchup-mustard.

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if it walks like a duck and looks like a duck your probably looking at a goose

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What does the fox say? Nothing a fox is incapable of speech.

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Why did the man apologize to the other man, after he had hit him with an axe? He didn't. The man was dead.

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Why did little Suzie fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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Why did the pumpkin when orange is not a letter in Spanish? Because moon shoes are der milf

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What do you get when you combine a baby and a chainsaw? 30 years to to life in prison.

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What happened to the lady living in the present, crossing a street? Let's watch her and find out.

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How do you get a black guy to stop hanging around in your front yard? Hang him in the back yard.

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what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

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What did the big Chimney say to the little Chimney? Nothing they are chimneys ....

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What do Ethiopians do on Fridays? Starve.

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Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

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What did the deaf, dumb, blind kid with two stump arms and no legs get for Christmas? Cancer

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I will grant you one wish, but it sure as hell isn't coming true!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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What's brown and seven feet tall? A door

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Knock Knock. Shut up.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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Hi

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A hooded black man walks into a Convenience store. He orders a cup of hot chocolate as it is very cold outside.

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In mother Russia you don't eat cookie. Dog eat shark. -B.Gill

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What do you say when you walk into an optical? "Hello, can I order a cheeseburger?"

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Three men walked into a bar. The fourth one ducked.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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