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an 80 yr old man apllies to walmart

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What do you call a blonde driving the wrong way down the freeway? Well that depends on what her parents named her, or whether she happens to have a nickname of sorts.

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why did the chicken cross the road ? how else is he going to get to the other side

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What's worse than eating half a worm? Eating somebody's brain.

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Dislike this joke for a cookie However if you like this joke you dont get a cookie

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What do you get if you cross a motorway with a lawnmower? Killed.

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's wife? Neither has he.

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Knock Knock Who's There? It's Me. Oh, OK. Come On In.

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Friends are like trees. They fall when hit multiple times with an axe.

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Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, It's not my fault, I found you in a zoo!

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How do you turn that frown upside down? You move many muscles in your face.

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How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

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An American, a German, and a Mexican walk quickly into a room. They were late for a work meeting.

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Jewish guy walks into a bar. He owns the place.

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How did the hot blonde get a promotion from her boss? She worked really hard and achieved more thaan her coworkers.

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A barman walks into a bar. He works there.

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whats short blonde and speaks spanish? my spanish teacher Mrs. Inman

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So Colton Yepma walks in to Accounting and proceeds to read jokes

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why was the witch in the broom factory? she was recently employed there and is loving her job maing brooms

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WELCOME TO THE SECRET TOWARDS GOING BEYOND YOUR FIFTH SENSE... UNLOCKING YOUR SIXTH SENSE! (redux:Chronoshift extend Xr`d Utrawave edition) 1, Sound 2. sight 3.touch 4.Smell 5.Taste. 6.Balance? :( 7. Pressure :/ 8. Itch :O 9.Thermoception: Ability to sense heat and cold :S 10.Proprioception: This sense gives you the ability to tell where your body parts are. 11.Coordination. :/ 12. Nociception: In a word, pain. This was once thought to simply be the result of overloading other senses, such as “touch”, but this has been found not to be the case and instead, it is its own unique sensory system. There are three distinct types of pain receptors: cutaneous (skin), somatic (bones and joints), and visceral (body organs). Moral Man the Friendly arsonist, motherpounder: I SHALL GLADLY HELP YOU UNLEASH YOUR 12th SENSE TO ITS FULLEST DEGREE!

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What do you call a jew in an oven? A safety hazard

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sorry about this, my enter key is stuck down... Really sorry guys. Nearly fixed it. Look I said I was sorry! All fixed :~D

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What did the biker do when he heard about Kony 2012? He became a social activist and did his part by contributing to the cause.

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