- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you turn a piece of meat into a vegetable Break her neck

Why did the rapper carry an umbrella? Because it was raining.

Why did the redneck leave his wife? To marry his daughter.

Why isn't the dog a rebublican? Because it's a dog.

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

A man walks into a bar. He says ouch.

Why do people carry around spoons? Because they like to do them

Knock knock Whos there A dead boy a dead boy who A dead boy who started tobuy drugs and didn't have the money for it and his family loved him and he was going to go to college

Why is the sky blue? Because it isn't red.

Dylan F is stupid He goes to his cousins house Then falls into a pit Moves on

Q: What did the homless man get for chritsmas? A: Frostbite

Q. What did the mom say to the boy scout? A. He wouldn't be a happy camper.

What did the homeless man say to the man who gave him change? “Mmmm I sure do love pocket lint”

Why did the chicken cross the road? Lebron traveled

When life hands you melons it means you're dyslexic.

Roses are reds, Viloets are blue, Thank God I'm a christian, And not a jew.

dylan wishes he could come up with funny jokes. but that is impossible for a man trying to bat with a .5inch ****

Why couldn't the black man get out of jail? He couldn't post his bond.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

How do you confuse a girl? Easily.

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

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