- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

roses are red violets are black,why is your chest as flat as your back :O

What did the farmer say when he found his tractor? "There's my tractor."

What did the fish say when he ran into a cement wall? ....Nothing fish don't run What did the fish say when he swam into a cement wall? ...Damn

why did the tortoise cross the road? it does not matter, it got hit by a vehicle and died on impact.

What do you call a Gay leprechaun? A homosexual ginger man with a pretty green outfit.

I don't have friends, so I'm anti-social.

T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 1: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 2: Who is it? ...... next house T-mobile girl: Knock knock. Random person 3: Come in.

Where did susie go after the explosion? everywhere. What was susie after the explosion? a puzzle.

An Irishman walked into a pub.... He never left.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was black.

What's worse than the holocaust? Two holocausts.

What do you get when you cross a man with a horse? The Nobel Prize for your advancement of genetic sciences; centaurs aren’t real.

Why is the man's nose bleeding? Because I punched him in the nose. He looked at me funny.

"Why did Suzie fall off the swing?" "She had no arms." "What did Suzie get for Christmas?" "Cancer." "What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a tub of dead babies?" "I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage." "What did Suzie get for Christmas from me?" "My tub of dead babies."

Knock Knock. who's there? James. well use the doorbell.

Knock knock Who's there? Nobody Oh, ok

What do a plum and a rabbit have in common? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

A man is sitting on a park bench crying. A blonde walks by and asks him why he's sad. The man proceeds to explain he just lost his children in a custody battle with his ex wife.

numbers just make the funniest antijokes

Why was Timmy crying? Because he got raped.

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