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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the Mexican guy say to the black guy? What? Nothing, he don't speak English

Yo mama is so fat that she has to eat salad instead of sandwiches because she wants to lose weight by going on a no-carb diet.

Why was the black man crying? Becasue his wife and children were killed in a horrific car accident on their way home from church.

How did the little boy die? Malaria Why? He was poor. Why? A Jew stole his money.

knock knock. whos there? the police. we have news about your daughter. She has been tortured and raped and you will never see her again for the man that took her has taken her out of our jurisdiction.

What's a black man that drives a bus? A bus-driver

a man walks into a bar. he gets a beer and talks to his friends. he then goes home.

How do you make a fat man cry? You call him fat.

What's black and white and red all over? Nothing.

How do you stop a black kid from jumping around in your bedroom? Chuck him out of the house.

Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

A duck walked into a bar and said "ouch."

What's worse than having a gay friend? 9/11.

Dad: Blind side was the black kid who played tight end. Me: Offensive line. Dad: Sorry, African American kid.

A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

Why do you have to write a conclusion at the end of your paper? So people dont have to read the whole thing.

What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A terrorist.

Have you heard about the constipated mathematician? He worked his problems out with a pencil... It was a #2 pencil

Roses are Red, They are also white, Infact nowadays with cross-pollination a hugely diverse number of different coloured roses are attainable.

Knock knock. Who's there? Never mind that. I have a gun and your child. Come out with all your valuables and he won't get hurt.

Have you heats about the Guy who's parents died in à car crash... No He killen himself because of hus parents Deathstars

Hey Patrick what am i ? Ebola No im Texas! What's the difference?

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well for a chicken to cross a road there would need to be a farm right next a road and, the fence in the farm would have to be torn for the chicken to get out and the chicken would probably end up not crossing the road because of cars.

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