What's black and shouldn't have the right to vote? Ants

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What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

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Q: A policeman is working past a room. The window is too high to see in. The person hears "no John, don't", and then a gunshot. He rushes inside and sees a dead body on the floor with a gun beside him. Also in the room are a doctor, a lawyer and a priest. Without asking any questions, he immediately arrests the priest. Why? A: Because the priest is the only male in the room.

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How many chickens does it take to screw in a light bulb none, because chickens do not have opposable thumbs,therefore prevents them from preforming such a remedial task.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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Why did the personal trainer get fired from the gym? He lacked good customer service skills.

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Why did the blond have a wierd look on her face? Because she was ugly

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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HELP!!! I locked myself in my bathroom and can't get out! my laptop is running out of batteries!

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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How many blondes does it take to play a game of hide and seek? One ... ;)

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why don't asians use this finger (point at pinky)? because it's my finger.

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What was Hellen Keller's favorite color? A:blue

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Q: Why did the Mexican mother leave her baby in the hot car during summer? A: Because she was irresponsible and forgetful.

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what do you call a baby with no arms and no legs in a mailbox? a horriffic murder

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What would you do when pigs fly? Pigs cannot fly, therefore this question is impractical.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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Why did the penis cross the road? Because a man was humping the chicken

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What does the color 9 smell like? Purple, because aliens don't wear hats

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hes climbing in your window, hes snatching your people up. Hes a fireman.

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This site is called anti-joke.com Because it is a donkey.

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Who doesn't love finding money in your pocket when you go to put your pants on? a rape victim

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