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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a hairy pussy? A cat.

What's the difference between a sack of dead babies and a Mustang? I don't have a Mustang in my garrage.

two mormons missionaries knock on a door they are welcomed into the home and treated with kindness later the family is baptized. the mormons return home with a sense of accomplishment and purpose.

Why didn't the kid eat lunch at school? He wasn't hungry.

a little kid goes as candle for halloween, 69 girls blew him teenage boy goes as candle for halloween, all he got was burned

roses are red violets are blue, were stuck to gather like superglue in tell you get the flu, then I'm not touching you :)

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Where did the little boy go on vacation? His mother's funeral.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? the holocaust

Q: why didn't the asian boy ask for a calculator? A: you don't need calculators to make shoes

What do elephants and grapes have in common? They are both purple arpart from the elephant, which is grey. I lied about it being purple

What's yellow and cant walk? The Sun

why couldn't the girl watch t.v? Because her house burned down

knock knock who's there? a dog ......dogs cant talk ..................

Aids, Black People, Cancer, Death, Retarded, Drunk, Sex, Black People, Holocaust, Blackies, White People, BLACK

Why was Helen Keller a bad driver? She was blind.

I would piss if alex berry had aids n died

What's worse the a bee sting? Two bees stings What's worse the two bee stings? The Holocaust What's worse the. The Holocaust? Three bee stings

Roses are gay, Violets are gay, I am gay.

What did Helen Keller name her dog? She didn't, her father named the dog because he was aware of his daughters innability to speak.

if yuo cna raed tihs, yuo hvae a sgtrane mnid too. Cna yuo raed tihs?

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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