Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

Jamie Oliver eats a chip

Mom now that I am fourteen can I get a bra now? No Harold!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

How many trees does it take to screw in a light bulb? Trees are incapable of screwing light bulbs

Why can't Jesus eat M&Ms? Because they weren't invented when he was alive.

There's an Englishman, an Irishman and a Scotsman. They are all trapped in a jail cell. Eventually they all starved to death.

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

I forgot to tell you something I forgot wat it was

Why did the gay man buy a prius? because it is a very fuel efficient car and will save him a lot of money of gas

Old Macdonald had dyslexia IE IE O

All the kids at school we're playing soccer on a sunny day except Jenny, because she had a headache and didn't come to school that day

Why did the plane crash? Because a loaf of bread was the pilot.

How do u turn on a lamp? Flip the switch

Did you hear the one about the guy who couldnt find his shoes? No? ok ill talk to someone who will get the reference

what do you call a chicken thats little? a chicken. I lied about the little part

thats the same sound ur mom made in bed last night

What do you call a Mexican that is jumping off a building? A suicidal jumper!

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why couldn't little Billy fall asleep. Because Billy didn't have any counting skills to be able to coins sheep

Q. What's cold and has no feelings? A. A pole

Why did the lamborghini drive off the cliff? Because the person driving was a fridge

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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