- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

knock knock who's there? A worm, your dead in a coffin.

How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

What did God say when he made his first black guy? Oh no I burned one! :)

SPILL THE BEAAAANNSSSS

Q: How do you make a black man nervous? A: Threaten to kill his family.

Why was the little girl not allowed to see the pirate movie? It was sold out.

How are leprechauns and lions similar? The both start with L.

Why did the boy have glass in his mouth? Because he was chewing on glass.

why doesn't anyone like reed? who cares, no one likes reed

A man runs into a bar, sits down in a hurry and demands a beer from the bartender. The bartender looks at him wearily, but shrugs, pours him a beer and sets it down in front of him. The fat naked man then drinks the beer and leaves.

A man walks into a bar and orders a shot. The bartender asks to see his I.D. The man explains that he had lost his I.D. earlier in the day. The bartender then asked the man to leave, so he left.

A homeless man gets a computer. Later that day he is found dead inside the computer.

Q: How do you make a baby float. A: Put it in a blender and add ice cream.

Wanna hear a funny joke? Look at the next joke.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms. Knock knock "Who's there?" "Not Sally."

How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

What's the difference between an apple and a banana? One's an apple.

What's worse than being dead? Nothing.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

I wonder where the hell Hitler is

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