why didnt jane scream when she got robbed? Because she got shot.

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so i was on anti joke and i read a joke, it made me laugh.

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The New York Giants

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-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

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I told my friend one of these anti-jokes, he took it seriously and beat my head with a bat.

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Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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I man walks into a bar. He drinks four beers, gives the bartender his keys, and takes a cab home. The next day he gets his best friend to drop him off at the bar, picks up his car, and is three minutes early to work.

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Q.How many babies does it take to screw in a lightbulb A.Babies are to young to screw in lightbulbs

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Joey and Jack walked into a bar, and their friend Satan asked if they heard about Jesus, and they said No.

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The child was fired from his job.

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What do you call a bad yo mama joke? your mom

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Justin Bieber

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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asking someone to check ur broken wing mirror to fall into that persons arms by accident is not a good idea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he needed to go home.

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

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What's up? Up Adverb: Toward the sky or a higher position. Preposition: From a lower to a higher point on (something); upward along: "I climbed up a flight of steps". Adjective: Directed or moving toward a higher place or position: "the up escalator". Noun: A period of good fortune. Verb: Do something abruptly or boldly: "she upped and left him". Synonyms: adverb. upward - upwards - aloft - above - upstairs - overhead preposition. on - upon - over - along - with adjective. rising noun. ascent - rise - upgrade verb. raise - enhance - increase - lift - rise

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Knock knock. Who's there? The Police. Your family is dead...

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What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? a pilot.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? HE didn't. He watched where he was going.

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You wanna know what's totally out of this world? The moon.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

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Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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