- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what's the difference between a jew and a bar of soap? You don't rub your nuts with a jew.

SUCK MY 29 AND A HALF FOOT LONG DICK BITCH JUST KIDDING............ IT IS 69 FEET LONG GIGADY

You know what makes me smile? Facial muscles.

What would George Washington do if he was able to talk to all of America? Ask them to dig him up.

How many blonde chicks does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Two. One to set the house on fire, and the other to call 119.

whats the difference between a can and a fish?they can both swim. exept for the can.

What do you get when you cross a rhino and a whale? Comment your answer:

How to shrink China's population in a few minutes? Nuke them all, simple.

Lol... (wow you made me type lol), "like it is nothing to be ashamed of?" Your eyes are really beautiful, honestly probably the most beautiful eyes I have seen... And no, I am not talking about your bewbs.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

How do you save the world in 2012? You aren't. 2012 isn't going to happen!

Q-What happens when you grow tomatoes in Kansas on an odd number year when its an average of 398degrees Kelvin ? A-You eat em

I rode in to town on an ass... ur momas ass!!

A baby seal walks into a club. I happens to be that the club is having their bi-annual PETA meeting, and the baby seal is chosen as the organization's new mascot. After touring the nation and meeting important world leaders, the baby seal still wonders why there was a club at the North Pole.

Your friend says "Hi" What do you say back? You say "chunky salsa?" She said "what?" You think she knows you made out with her boyfriend last night. So... You blurt out " I'm SO sorry I made out with your boyfriend lastnight" Know.... Your dead meat.

Q What happened to the kid with diabetis and a one legged mom A. He got hit by a bus

Son: "Mommy That Boy Over There Beat Me Up" Mom: Good I Like When You Suffer

Some potential names for Justin Beiber's next album: Headache Wailing and Screaming Eardrum Rapist Anger Half Price Indescribable Out of Print April Fools The Sounds of Hell Torture Ear Basher

what did the chicken say when it crossed the road? you know. chickens arent the only animal that can cross roads! why can it be why did the racoon cross the roads? because that happens more frequently!

Why didn't the man walk up the stairs? He had an acorn stairlift.

Roses are red, pink, white or yellow. Stop stereotyping my arrogant fellow.

A guy walks into a bar. But this was a bar like a pole, so the man ended up with a broken nose.

what did the home less man get for chrismas? cancer.

Q: What is black and white, black and white, black and white? A: A Nun falling down the stairs.

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