When does 1+1=3? When the condom fails.

Who would win, Chuck Norris or a T-Rex? The T-Rex, Chuck Norris would get ripped apart like any other human-being.

Twelve billion Nero, you puppy dog you hot blooded latino man. Why cant I control it myself?

What's yellow and can't swim? A bulldozer

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

A Muslim walks into a Bar, He buys everyone a round of drinks and enjoys the rest of his night

A guy at a baseball game....

what do you call the quadriplegic man who went water skiing? Skip

Nothing exceedingly odd happened at a bar

What's green and gets you high? Marijuana.

Whats worse than getting a B+ in Biology? Getting raped by a scorpion.

What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a Corvette? I DON'T have a Corvette in my garage.

what did the farmer say when he lost his tractor. wheres my tractor

what has hair? Organisms, or at least most do.

there once was a cat it was brown? fus-roh-dah

Knock knock. Who's there? Your bipolar aunt so don't ask again.

What do you call a black guy that flies a plane? A pilot.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Grass is green, Clouds are white.

A penis walks into a bar..

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

A man was caught cross dressing by his wife. She divorced him.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

The New York Giants

Roses are red Violets are blue Does this rag smell Like chloroform to you?

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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