roses are red, violets are blue, if ruddell was black, he would smell of poo.

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What's the difference between a tree and a lamp? One is a tree, one is a lamp.

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Want to hear a joke? Too bad.

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Why was the guy stupid? 'Cause he was!

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Why do catholic priests enjoy the company of boys? Because they must remain celibate and cannot have children of their own.

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What do black people eat? What everyone else does!

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She's dead.

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what do you call an animal thats black and white and red all over? an elephant

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what did the lamp say to the woman Nothing, a lamp is a plastic glass and metal inaminate object therfore it can not speak

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Whats big black and hairy? A large black dog.

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If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

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Why was the cat unable to drink its milk? He was stapled to the wall

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What's gay black & Jewish? The Ku Klux Klan

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who are we kidding, when have you ever seen a chicken crossing a road?

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How do you cheat your friend up Throw a BRIC at her face.

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A fat man walked into a hot dog.

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Yo mama is so fat that her doctor advised her to get some exercise or risk developing a heart condition!

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Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Why did the blonde jump off the bridge? She was clinically depressed and wanted to end her life

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Q: WHAT IS THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A SKINNY PERSON AND A JESSE? Answer: THE SKINNY PERSON IS VERY LEAN AND THE FAT PERSON IS VERY JELL-OUS

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Three old ladies were sitting on a bench. A man walks up and flashes them. The first old lady had a stroke. The second old lady had a stroke. The third old lady called 911 out of concern for her two friends.

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Son: i like gaming Mom: you are wasting your life *son jumps in trash can

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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