How do catch Lady GaGa's attention? Have a Bad Romance

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What do you call a Mexican in the sand? A churro! (not trying to be racist, I'm even Mexican)

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This is the funniest joke in the world: Just joking!

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Do you know what lmnop is? No. A group of five consecutive letters.

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why was the man a redneck? because he got sunburned at the nascar race.

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whats worse than finding a holocaust in you apple...........

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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How did the cat get outside? It fell out the window

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what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

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Why were there only 5,000 Mexicans at the Battle of Alamo? They only had 1250 trucks.

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What did the farmer say to the other farmer? "Uh... So, you're a farmer?"

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guess what>? your mum lol

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Why did the man cross the road? He was in a state of depression and chose to commit suicide.

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What's the difference between celery and a truck?

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Once there was an egg by the name of Steve. His name was Steve the Egg.

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How much hard work does it take to become a man? To get to the other side!

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A rabi a priest and a gay guy are praying. The rabi says amen the priest says amen the gay guy says ahh men.

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What do you call a midget mixed with a T. rex? Dinosaurs are dead and this is a highly un probable situation. Therefore, I do not know.

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Stephen Hawkings may know everything about the universe, but try to get him to tie his shoes.

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too bad about that wild ball, you otherwise played a fantastic softball game

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How do you keep a black man inside? Shoot his leg.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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