- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Abraham Lincoln fall asleep at the movie? He was shot several times in the back of the head.

Want to hear an orphan joke? Knock Knock Who's there? Not the parents

If youve ever seen the wizard of oz movie and family guy, then u get what i mean. Hes a PHONY! a BIG FAT PHONY!

What's worse than a paper cut? 2 paper cuts.

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Yo Mama is like a gas station:pump and pay.

Friends are like potatoes, If you eat them, they will die.

Why were 5 tall white guys sitting on a bench? They were in the NBA

Why Was the straight man in love ? because he was an intelligent human being who had the formula of understanding woman .

THAT AWKWARD MOMENT... nuff said

2 wales are at the bar one looks at the other and dose a wale call for 5 long minutes and the other one reply's "dude your drunk we got to go"

Huh? Whats wrong? Why are you mad at me for? Its my name, it has always been so.

Wooooah! Thats literally the sound I made, anyway, can you like type the entire story in one setting, I feel weird, did you just try to hypnotize me? Anyway, are you trying to, woah, I am like high now...

What do you call a group of Mexicans jumping over a fence? I heat of runners trying out for the Mexican Olympic hurdle team.

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body in an accident? He bled to death.

what is white on top and black on the bottom? Society

Whats gay, has a nice ass, and can such a mad dick? Everyone at LNS, including me, Glenn. Just kidding I like bitches.

What do you get when you cross a Lion and a Shark? You would likely get trouble, seeing as its both animals are quite dangerous and crossing even one of them is ill advised.

What do you call a blue horse with two legs and five eyes? A blue horse with two legs and five eyes.

Three guys walk into a bar. First guy goes up to the bartender and orders a beer. Second guy goes up and orders 2 beers. Third guy sits down and saves seats for the other two guys.

Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains! Really? Well that's the least of your problems. Your test came up HIV positive.

Why did the muffin not eat the other muffin. Because muffins do not have a digestive system.

What do you get when you reverse Zelda's Lullaby ? Skyward Sword's theme.

I'm on the Seafood Diet. I eat seafood to replace fatty red meats, in conjunction with fruit and vegetables.

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