- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the old Hispanic man say to the young black woman in the Laundromat? I don't know cause I goofed in school and didn't pay attention in spanish class.

Whats green? Mountain Dew.

How do you find the richest man in Mexico? Go through government records and tax files and find the person with the highest salary

What's worse than finding 16 dead babies in a tree? Finding 1 dead baby in 16 trees.

how long does it take chuck norris to watch a 24 hour video 24 hours

What did the Goldfish say to the Black man? Nothing, because Goldfish do not have human-like vocal cords and therefore the Goldfish cannot speak.

How do you get rid of black elephants? Arrest it for being black.

Why was the little boys mom watching tv in the living room? Better question why is she out of the kitchen.

What's brown and sticky? A stick. What's green and shitty? A bootleg stick.

say it ten times fast: oh

Cole and his brother josh tag team jaycie until she cries herself to sleep while Sarah watches

what has 2 legs and red all over half a cat.

David entered a radio contest to see who had the best pun; his pun was insufficient and he did not win.

What's nappy,brown,intoxicated,and stealing my bike? A Blazed, black guy that stole my bike.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side. Why did the dog cross the road? To eat the chicken. Why did the police officer cross the road? To tranquilize the dog and the chicken.

Knock Knock Who's There Al Qaeda

My former roomate had that game, about some bald guy that can slow down time, but thats like supernatural or something.

What does the black guy look for when he goes shopping? Some soap for his dead cat in the living room.

Knock. Knock. Who's there? Anonymous. Anonymous who? Exactly.

What's long and sexy? The Eiffel Tower

A midget walked under a bar.

How long does it take for britney spears to change a light bulb? Fish can not leave the water without dieing.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Daisy's are white, Metallica.

Whats the difference between a hundred dead babies and a Ferrari? The Ferrari isn't in my garage.

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