- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An atom walks into a bar. Did it grow legs?

Your girlfriend.

What do you call a Muslim on a plane? A passenger, you racist bastard.

What do you call Metta World Peace after he has hit somebody? Metta World War.

a fat kid walked up to me today at school and claimed he could do more pull ups than i. i found this very funny because i have known this boy since i was two months old, and he witnessed the day where i lost both of my arms to cancer.

What's the difference between a black man and a park bench? The bench can support a family of 4?

What do an eagle and a off-white light bulb have in common? Nothing.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares, it's a chicken.

What's funny? Nick Sotelo

What happened to the mentaly challenged person is walking down the street? He pooped on the sidewalk and got escorted to his house

on a planet, in a galaxy, far far away... you have cancer

Did you hear about the homosexual that walked out of a hospital? He just found out he was HIV positive. (ic3)

What do you do when a sing is stuck inside your head? Put a gun to your head, and shoot the song to death. It will work. Trust me. Youll never hear the song again. Or anything again.

Whats worse than your roof caving in on you? Being stabbed by yard gnomes.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

poopy is poopy

You walk into a plane full of Arabs talking about how much they hate America. You arrive at your destination enlightened about the problems in American society.

Roses are red... Violets are blue... I have Alzheimers... CHEESE ON TOAST

Q. Why did my ass feel so sweaty? A. Because i was exercising and suckn on some nips.

What did the apple say to the carrot? Nothing, apples don't talk

Why was the boy crying in public with no clothes on? Because he had no clothes on in public.

What did the red fish say to the blue fish? Nothing fish can't talk.

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