- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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If an oak tree falls in the woods, and the tree has 3 squirrel nest in them, then does a whale jizz in the ocean?

How do you fit 500 babies into a phone booth? With a blender. How do you get them out? Nachos (make a dipping and snacking motion).

Why did Suzy fall off the swing? Because she had no arms or legs. Knock Knock? Who's There? Not Suzy. What did Suzy want for Christmas? Parents who loved her. What did Suzy get for Christmas? Cancer.

Why did the girl break her leg? Because I pushed down the staircase.

How do you keep an idiot in suspense?

What's better than your first Hanukkah? Not being a Jew.

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

Don't you just hate it when somebody is saying something interesting and they don't finish their sentence?

The last joke I tried to submit used "trolololol" as the enter code thing and I spelled it without the extra "lol" The lolz have got me again *this time it asked me for "basket case"

So this guy is waiting for a heart transplant. He dies.

What do a duck and a bike have in common? They both have handlebars, except for the duck.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? Starving.

So these two guys walk into a bar... Well, I forgot the rest of the joke, but your mother a whore.

If a brick said "hi" what you reply with? Nothing. You can't reply to something that doesn't speak.

Dead girls can't say no.

What did Yoda say to Darth Vader? The only time the two had talked Darth Vader was still Anakin therefor, he said nothing.

Whats the difference between a garage full of dead babies and a garage full of money? I don't have a garage full of money

An atmosphere goes into one bar. Which is pretty normal since it is roughly the regular value of the atmospheric pressure on Earth at sea level

Who in Tyrone's black family gave him presents on christmas? Not his dad.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

Who is buried in Grant's Tomb? DeShawn

You know what's real bullshit? That stuff that comes out of a bull's ass.

-Is this the Krusty Krab? -Yes, how can I help you?

Q: what r u eating under there? A: underwear ewww thats nasty

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