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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many kleptomaniacs does t take to screw in a lightbulb? What lightbulb?

Why did the kid cross the road? To show his friends that he had guts. And man, did he have guts.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb? One. Unless she's particularly short, then she may need to get a friend, who may or may not be blonde, to help by holding the ladder.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

What do you call a man with no arms? Richard, as that is his name.

Q: What happened to the fat man on the roller coaster A: The roller coaster went slightly faster due to the laws of gravity

What do you call it when a dead man has his wallet stolen? Rob Zombie.

Why does everybody hates Justin Bieber? Just leave that girl alone!

Why don't they have any badminton courts in the jungle? There just isn't the demand.

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where is my tractor?

Why was the blackman fired from his job? Beacuse he was late too many times which was unacceptable.

what did the cat say to the potato? meow

What's red and shiny? Not the holocaust

What do you call a guy sleeping with little boys? Michael Jackson

jamie and danel texta like to make love to each other using a gerbal as a toy when they make love they get a african covered in jelly to help them.

If life throws you lemons, what do you do? Well unless life throws you water and sugar also, hen your lemonade is gonna taste horrible.

Roses are red Violets are blue Im really bad at poetry Your mums a whore

The one under this is a fake. i wrote the real one

why did the little girl scream?She was afraid of clowns and hated small cars running around a tent at 6 o'clock at night

Two men walk into a bar. The first man says to the bartender "I'd like some h2o". The second man says "I'd like some h2o to". The second man died.

See you later... Just joke I'm blind

Why couldn't the man ever reach his dream of becoming a professional athlete? He was pronounced with Alzheimer at a young age and could never remember his dream the next day.

Whats the best way to tell if your wife has been cheating on you with the UPS guy? simply ask her, trust and communication in relationships are vital in their survival and growth.

What's similar between a black man and jelly babies? Nothing

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