John and Marry wanted an abortion. God just laughed And Jesus was born Merry Christmas everyone!

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what do you call a girl that just took 15 loads to her face? sasha grey.

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Why do dogs bark? Idk why? Cause there dogs

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What's worse than aids? Being a virgin.

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I have two coins in my hand that add up to 30 cents, and one of them is not a nickel. I accidentally dropped them.

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what do you call a black drug dealer? A pharmacist.

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What's the same between a grape and an airplane? they both have wings but the grape doesn't

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What do you call potato salad in Iceland? Edible. The fact that it happens to be in Iceland doesn't make a difference

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Why are Holocaust locations so expensive? They were mass acres.

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How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? Go ask your mom.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Half a worm... What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being Gang-raped!

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Why Is Billy So Dumb? He Didin't Pass School

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Knock Knock Who's there? Tank tank who? You're welcome

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What did the lampshade say to the other lampshade? Nothing they sat in silence

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Son: Mommy can I have some cookies? Mom: Sure, they're on the top shelf! Son: But I don't have any arms! Mom: No arms, no cookies!

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How do you know an elephant has gotten into your refrigerator? The refrigerator is lying on its side and the door is ripped off. The food is all over the place and the shelves are scattered around the floor. Your house will have suffered severe structural damage that insurance plan might not cover. Also there is a mortified elephant in you kitchen.

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Q.whats long, black and hard to cut through? A.a line at kfc!

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A man walks into a bar........ gets eaten by a lion.

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Why was the boy mentally retarded? Because his mother was a tree

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A man walked into a bar. He sat down, had a nice meal and went home relatively satisfied.

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Why are black people black? Because they're clearly not white.

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How do u get suzzy off a swing? You tell her to get off

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it looking for food for it was starving to death.

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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