Three black men walk into a gas station and don't steal anything.

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Two guys walk into A bar. The third one ducks.

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What did the lawyer say to the doctor? - I am a lawyer and you're a doctor.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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Why are kids with Aspergers Syndrome always banned from Mcdonalds? Let me repeat that: Ass Burgers.

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Three Blondes were walking when they come upon some tracks. The first blonde says they're deer tracks. The second blonde says they're elk tracks. The last blonde says they're moose tracks. While they are all arguing about what type of tracks they are, they get hit by a train.

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Why do you call a person who spits in your cheeseburger? A mean person

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what did the super popular, beautiful girl say to her stalker? i dont know, i wasnt the stalker.

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I am thinking of a number between 1 and 100 what is it There are many numbers between 1 and 100 so it is highly unlikely that I will guess the right number

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Why did the woman have no boobs? Breast cancer

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What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

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Whats green? Mountain Dew.

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Potassium? K.

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A man walks into a bar. Something funny happens.

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A one legged man walks into a bar and falls down.

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Why did the little kid drop his ice cream? ...... Because he was startled by the pedophiles penis being shoved up his ass.

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My dog dumps in my house she looks at me and says rut row

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What did the fish say when it swam into a wall? "shit"

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What did the lady say to the boy who's parents just died? Haha, your parents just died.

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What did the blonde say to the other blonde? "Hey, do you want to get something to eat?"

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Why was Billy's grandma not around for Thanksgiving? Because she's dead

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Person 1: Why can't a T-Rex clap? Person 2: BECAUSE THEIR ARMS ARE TOO SMALL! Person 1: No, because they are extinct dumbass

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what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

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What do you get when you cross a lion and a tiger? A Ligor.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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