- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do bluejays and cardinals have in common? They both Were born during the Medevil period.

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Why did Joe not cross the road? Because the Pedestrian Crossing light said not to.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

I didn't know that guy did crossfit

Q: why do orphans always go hard? A: because the can never go home.

Two guys walk into a bar. But the third one was a duck.

Who created Apple? Steve jobs.

What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

I feel like am motherf*ing stuck in this duck and it makes me wana quack like what the fk is THAT!

What happens when u mix water and soda? You get watery soda

Yo mamma's so fat that the gravity required to keep her on the ground is significantly smaller than an average sized human.

An Englishman, a Scotsman and a Welshman are all in the Great Britain Olympic squad,

The foreskin of a baby gorilla

The boy gets shot in the face, he then dies of childhood obesity.

Why did the kid drop his football? He had a heart attack

What's worse than a guy staring at you? Two guys staring at you.

Who lives in a pineaplle under the sea? Nobody but bacteria that will slowly eat your stomach.

What's worse than a shotgoun to the balls? Nothing.

The President walks into a local pub. Everyone shits their fricken pants because the President is here.

What do you call something green and fuzzy? Grass, I lied about the fuziness.

Why was the little boy laying on the ground unconscious? because I threw a fridge at him.

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