- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Jewish dinosaur? Fossil Fuel

Guys, I think I'm gonna apply to join the Crips. My SAT score is a 2050, and their average score is a 2200. My GPA, however, is a 4.6, and their average is only a 4.2. Do you guys think that they will take me? Or should I try and apply for the Bloods?

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

A small mexican boy saves up enough money to buy his very own skateboard. His mother is dead.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was a woman.

all these jokes are horrible now

How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

Ask me if I am a tree. "Are you a tree?" No.

Q.sam is 18 years old, why can't she get her licence? A.because Sam is a lost dog on the street

Alien vs. Predator = Evil Staplers vs. Evil Jamaicans

There's two muffins in an oven, the first muffin says "Woah, it's really hot in here!". The second muffin says "Oh my God! A talking muffin!"

What are the first three words in a Mexican Cook Book? Steal a chicken.

Fine, ladies first.

Your mamas so stupid, her IQ is lower than the average person of her age group.

Why is Michael Jackson bad at chess ? Because he is dead.

what did the penguin use as a napkin? a napkin

Why did the nervous man jump out of a plane? He was sky diving.

What do you call a piece of celery with peanut butter on it? your moms dead

Bugs dance, so do ants, Oh my glob it’s Adventure Time!

a man decided to climb a tree. he got to the top,raised his arms above his head and said "I am on top of the world ". after that he fell because he was not holding on to anything

knock knock. who's there? no one. no one who? no one who?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

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