- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a man walked into a bar, sat down and had a drink with his friends.

What's black, white, and red all over? And interracial man with multiple stab wounds.

Knock knock Who's there Done Done who? Done with waiting out here, let me in you dick!

Why does Santa Clause not have any children? Because he only cums once a year.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Why is Sophie incapable of Lifeguarding correctly? Because she only has limited use of all of her senses , especially hearing,

What did the boy say when he could'nt find his dog? I wonder where Spot went.

what's worse than failing a test? having your house burnt down

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

What is brown, creamy, and tastes like gravy? gravy.

Q:Whats worse then hard nipples A:The holocaust

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was blind.

Why did the child not go to his mother's funeral? He was adopted, he didn't know his real mom.

Q: Whats the difference between a Jew and a Boy-scout A: Boy-scouts come back from camp

Whats the difference between a black guy at the beach, and a black guy at the zoo? One is at the beach, and one is at the zoo.

what do you call five mexicans pushing a truck up a hill? Five mexicans stuck in the middle of nowhere looking for an auto mechanic.

y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

What did the korean say to the other korean. I don't know i dont speak korean.

What's the difference between a girlfriend and a wife? 45 pounds. My girlfriend was a fatass. Wasn't gonna make that mistake again when I found a woman to marry.

What did the strawberry say to the grape? Nothing, inanimate objects can't use verbal communication.

What's more boring than watching grass grow? Watching grass not grow.

Whats worse then dieing and going to hell? Waking up and going to school.

"I love you terribly!" said the girl to her new boyfriend. And that's when I found out my Uncle Ted was a cross-dresser.

Who moved faster? The snail or the blind man? The blind man until he ran into the road and got hit by a bus.

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