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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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Kid 1 "Man this is the hardest poop i've ever taken." Kid 2 "Maybe it's because you ate the Happy Meal toys." Kid 1 "You know what? I think you're right. Commotion ensues as the toilet bowl fills with blood as the action figure has cut the inside of his large intenstine. He is screaming in pain. Kid 2 reacts quickly getting him to the hospital just making it in time before Kid 1 passes out. Thankfully he survives but has to get shrgery. Meanwhile, the family dog Buster decides to drink the blood poop water from the bowl and dies from poisining.

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

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- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

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A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

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why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

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What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas? The sweet, merciful release of death at the hands of his father, who had been struggling with the emotional and financial drain of raising a severely disabled child for many years. It was only a matter of time before the man snapped, as he was a single parent working twenty hour days, seven days a week, to just barely cover all the medical bills that the specialists and therapy incurred.

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I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

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Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

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Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

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Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

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A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

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A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

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how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

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What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

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Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

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What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

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Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

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What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

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What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

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How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

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how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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What is worse than torture? Not much.

- Mommy look, I built a sandcastle! - Who cares, you have cancer.

A lonely man walks into a Self-Esteem class. He sits alone in the back because of his low self-esteem. Forever alone.

why couldn't randy turn on his computer? randy is blind and had mistaken his refrigerator for his computer.

I have to tell yo people a story and you have to answer it. Q/S(Story):There once was a boy by the name of aids. He had aids because he had aids. He dad had aids, his mom had aids his whole family had aids. How did he die? A: He got hit by a bus you heartlest basterd.

Why did Timmy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because I kicked her in face! Why didn't she get back up? Because she didn't have any friends!

Whats Green and Smells Like Grass? Grass

Who let the dogs out? The dog's owner.

A man and his friend go hunting,one falls in a hole and appears dead. The friend calls 911 and asks what to do, the operator says ok first we need to make sure he's dead. The friend checks his pulse and finds out he is living, then an ambulance is sent and the hunter lives with minor injuries.

A bartender walks up to a church and a synagogue

Q:What do you call an insecure person A:Somebody who is likely to commit suicide

how do you wake up lady gaga? you throw her on the ground.

What's worse than spending time with Inlaws? Spending time with outlaws.

Yo mama's so ugly, one day she looked in the mirror and her face was a wreck. Later that day she committed suicide.

What do you get when you put your dick in a potato? A guy who is into creepy sex

Roses are yellow, Violets are purple, im not color blind you just cant read.

What do you call an arab flying a plane? A pliot

What do you call a monkey lost in a desert? A donkey who was forgotten by his owner.

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

how did the woman get her baby to stop crying? she hit him with a axe

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