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Why did the chicken cross the road? Across the street was a strip mall containing a dry cleaners where he had to pick up his suit for his cousins wedding. The wedding caused controversy in the family considering she was jewish. He had a lot to drink and took a cab home, knowing the dangers of drunk driving in todays society. He had a great time.

Yo mamma's so short that she is 12 inches below the average height of a woman at her age.

How do you take a shit?, by taking it to go.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

What do elves get for Christmas? Overtime.

A man walks inta pet store looking for a dog. All he finds are cats.What did he end up buying. A weasel

i like punching orphans in the face, you wanna know why? what are they gonna do? tell their parents???

Q: One little blond girl went walking on her own. A: 17 didn't come back.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither, many scientists believe that the first living organisms on Earth were single-celled, prokaryotic bacteria.

Why did the paraplegic die in a fire? He couldn't get down the stairs.

If your riding your bicycle down the railroad tracks and your wings fall off how much icecrea does it take to fill a upside down doghouse

Is your refrigerator running? I heard there was a power outage in your area.

What did the businessman do to get a promotion? He traded oral sex for his male bosses kind heart...

So three ants are in a straight line. The first ant said there's an ant behind me, the second ant said there's an ant behind me, and the third ant said there's an ant behind me. Why is this? The third ant lied.

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on a scale from 0 to 100, how childish are you? 69

did u ever hear a bird joke "no" hawkword

roses are black violets are black i am blind

What would Loiter Squad be if the characters were white? A show.

Two peanuts were walking down the road. One was assaulted because they were walking in Detroit.

Roses are red Violets are blue Join the bro army! BROFIST! http://www.youtube.com/user/PewDiePie :D

Why did timmy fall off his bike? Someone threw a fridge at hm

Why did the chicken cross the road? Why? I was asking you...

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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