What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Being brutally murdered as you are watching your guts spilling out of your body

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Q: What do you call a black man with no arms and no legs? A: Whatever his first name is.

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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Why do chickens have feathers? Because chickens are birds and birds have feathers.

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What is a six letter word for cactus? Cactus

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2 biggest lies I have read and agree to the Terms of Service - View Terms of Service and That baby dont look like me

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Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a tomato

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what do you get when you cross a jellyfish, a jar, and a brown crayon? i dont know, im not into genetics, and jars dont have genes.

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What did the aborted fetus say to the recycling bin? Nothing because it isn't capable of speaking, and it was in the dumpster

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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What do you get when you mix a Refrigerator with a dog? Nothing. That would be impossible.

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Why did ben 10's omnitrix or watch break? Because he kept slapping it.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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a gay guy is in a club, from across the room he sees another attractive man with now shirt and he gets an erection.

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Why can't Chuck Norris divide by zero? Because it is impossible, the answer is undefined.

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knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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Roses are Red Violets are blue This joke isn't funny And neither are you!

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What did the cat say to the dog? Meow.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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There once was a man from Nantucket, His dick was so long it caused tremendous physical discomfort, and it was extremely difficult for him to find pants that did not reveal his freakish abnormality, and greatly limited his levels of intimacy. After botched reduction surgery, he was left without a penis at all and, realising the horrible irony, threw himself into a raging river (experiencing no shrinkage whatsoever).

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i threw my line in the toilet the fishing was pretty shity that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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