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What does a Twihard, a Brony, a Belieber and a Gleek all have in common? They all ruin the Internet.

what's black and hangs from a tree in my garden? a blackberry

Why did the German burn the Jew? Because he dropped his tea.

Your mom is so fat, she weighs 732 kilograms.

A muslim paints Mohammed

Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

9-11 please state your emergency. My house is flooding! Dad, youre in the swimming pool.

Why is it so hard to find slim fitting clothes in America? Because not many clothing stores carry them.

Why is did the blonde cross the road? She was trying to catch the chicken.

SHUT UP JP

Why did the Asian student do well in school? Because he worked hard and studied everyday

Roses are Red, I have a phone, Nobody texts me, Forever alone.

Knock knock who's there atch watch who? bless you

Do I ever ask yo a question that I havn't given you the answer to Mr Hearty.

Why do Teenagers, mostly girls between the ages of 12-17 love Justin Bieber? Because he promotes himself worldwide and makes sure that girls know who he is thus creating a fan base that will be large enough to promote his career, which ensures him a safe financial future.

A family walks into a talent agency. Talen agent says "Okay, what's your act called?" Dad replies "The Aristocrats!"

How do you make Samuel L. Jackson cry? Trick question...Samuel L. Jackson don't cry. ever...

Little boy: Daddy, daddy, I know what i want for Christmas! Dad: Oh really? and whats that? Little boy: I want a bicycle! Dad: Why my son? You are already on a wheelchair...

Why did hundreds ofnpeople die in a plane crash? Because the pilot was a salad.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? Because her mother inadvertently left the gate open while gardening.

Q:If quizes are, "guizicles," then what are tests? A:Who calls quizes, "quizicles?"

What do a turtle and a bowling ball have in common? Nothing

What do you call a zebra eating Cheerios? A zebra eating Cheerios.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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