- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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what do u call a turtle with no shell? Larry

If life gives you melons, you have dyslexia.

Q: Whats a spanish teacher who cant speak spanish A: duhh. it called an english teacher

Why do dogs chase squirrels? Beacuse dogs have very low attention spands and also chase cars and cats.

Why did the woman cross the road? Better yet, why is she out of the kitchen

What does an elephant and a grape have in common? One of them is purple.

A guy walks into a bar, has a drink then leaves.

Did you know Helen Keller had a Playground in her back yard? Neither did she.

two muffins are in an oven and one turns to the other and says,'' hey, it sure is hot in here''. and the other one says," holy crap, its a talking muffin!''

The boy said to the priest, may God be with you. The priest responded with, "And also IN you".

Why can't the blonde dial 911? The battery on her phone is dead and she needs to recharge it. (Good thing there's no emergency.)

If you watch a pregnancy backwards, it is about a baby that is inserted between the legs of a woman and is slowly broken down for energy and the remains are finally sucked up by a man's genitals. There isn't a joke.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

What's green and red all over? That terminally ill child's vomit.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

What is a black guys favourite thing to eat? Food.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, Or so the tell me, Because I'm Blind

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side

How many ADD kids does it take to change a light bulb? Wanna ride bikes?

A Hispanic man, an African woman, and a Caucasian man walk into a bar. No one wins this round of "Racial Equality Appreciation Day's" game of limbo.

What word starts with N and ends with R that you never want to call a black person? Neighbor.

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