What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Whats worse that having cold soup? Cancer

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Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Whats worse than getting hit by a bus? Getting hit by two busses.

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How do you make an onion cry? Onions are incapable of crying

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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Why did the blond fail her Calculus test? She had a Biology test on the same day, and being that she is a bio major she felt it would be to her interest to put more emphasis on the bio test because she is only taking cal as an advanced elective credit, which would not effect her major GPA.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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Jerry Sandusky walks into an Under 21

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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What is the opposite of Obama? Mitt Romney because he his white and a republican so all is good with him.

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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Roses are blue, Violets are red, I have down syndrome, my favorite color is potato

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Watch me whip, watch me nae nae

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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it was all Tagart

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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