- Anti Joke

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

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A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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Josh brown loves Jessica Potts from Dylan xoxo

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Why did Chuck Norris eat a sandwich? Because he was hungry.

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Q:what do you call a black man with blonde hair flying a plane? A: A pilot

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I'm black and I will beat your children. (This is not an anti-joke)

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Did u hear about the jew that bought something not on sale? Neither did i.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

Why did the student get expelled from a Christian school? He continually beat other students between class periods.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Why did the christmas tree smell like shit? because pavaroti used it as a dildo

why did your mum die young because she had canser

'knock knock' 'Who's there?" "the mailman, Ive got mail for you"

I'm homeless.

Why was the little boy sad? -Because he was on Fire.

What did the fish say when he ran into a wall? Dam...