- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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a dyslexic man walked his god.

The next person to submit a 'roses are red' 'joke', is cursed to always prematurely ejaculate from here until eternity

If atheism is a religion, then not collecting stamps is a hobby.

Q: what do you call a mushy green circle that tastes good? A: An avocado

I heard a joke one time about a Rabbi, a Priest, and a little boy. It wasn't funny.

An Irishman, a Zimbabwean and a South African walk into a bar... oh wait, it's just the English cricket team.

ur left leg is cristmas nd ur right leg is thanks giving can i vist

Knock knock whose there alzheimers alzheimers who get in the van

James walks into a room he then leaves as the room is full of hot women but he does not find them attractive as he has a girlfriend and is also bisexual.

What song does the lady camel sing to seduce male camels - my humps my humps my humps my humps How did sergay the camel respond? -we dont know. He died a fatal death involving hippos in hula skirts, and flying guavas

A man went skydiving and tragically died.

Dont be racist be like mario he is an italian who looks like a mexican speaks english and picks up coins like a jew.

What's worse than an arrow to the knee? -A bullet in the head.

A ginger man ascends to heaven and reaches the pearly gates, seconds later he wakes up in a hospital bed and realizes it was merely a near death hallucination and God isn't real.

yo mommas so poor she doesn't live in a house

What did the horse say to the other horse? Nothing, they're both horses

Q. Which is longer ... a rope ?

Young Billy was arrested today for saying he was going to be a terrorist for Halloween.

Whats 1 foot long and went in and out of my girlfriend? Our new baby

How do you kill a beetle? Wait outside his apartment and shoot him

Q. What is worse than a worm in your apple? A. Hitler

What's white and can't climb a tree? A Refrigerator

Why did nobody bother to help the old lady cross the road? Because her actions in recent years had given rise to considerable division and ill-feeling within the community.

why did the girl have pink hair? because she died it purple, but it didn't work.

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