How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb Wanna go ride bikes?

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What's the difference between a melon? One of its halves are both the same.

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why did the donkey kick the men bc he tryed to pen the tail on hes ass

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Q: What do you call an Ethiopian on a food strike? A: An Ethiopian

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A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, when the bass droped, my balls did too.

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Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? Because it was summer and the grass had extensive growth, so much so, that it proceeded to spread to his neighbors yard. His neighbor then called HOA, and thus, the unruly grass was taken care of.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Certainly not to have its motives questioned!

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Roses are red Violets are blue Grass is green Orange is orange

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How do you know when you've ritten too many anti-jokes? When you answer your own question as a rhetorical device

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What do you call an iphone in a puddle? Broken

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Why did the Jewish man leaves a coffee shop without leaving a tip? He was homeless and spent his last cents on the coffee.

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dont you hate it when your reading something and it doesnt end the way you cactus

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Knock Knock Whose there? I have a gun and candy, get in the van

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Q: What do you call a black man's car being egged? A: A Hate Crime

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Obesity runs in your family. To bad no one runs in your family.

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How does Helen Keller play the piano? With one hand.. She needs the other hand to sing.

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A man walks into a Library.... And asks for a book.

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What did the golfer do on his vacation? He played golf.

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The President, The Pope, and a small child are all in an airplane when the pilot announces that the plane is going to crash. They crash into the ocean and quickly remember that there is a life vest under their seats, which they promptly put on and safely inflate after exiting the cabin of the aircraft by pulling down on one or both of the red tabs.

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What does Pluto and a creamsicle have in common? Neither of them are a planet.

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How do you cut the sea in half? You can't. There are an odd amount of letters. You would have to jeopardize the "e", but then it would no longer be "sea".

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so a man walks into a bar..... and says ouch.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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