why did your mum die young because she had canser

There were 50 koreans; half of them liked gangnam style but the other half didn't. Why didn't the other half like gangnam style? They were north koreans.

Why did the mexican go back to mexico? He grew up there

A hooded black man walks into a pharmacy, he caught a cold due to the gelid weather and bought some medicine for himself.

Q.what semtemce is a most used lie by a fourteen year old? A. Yes i agree to the terms of service, and am above the age eighteen.

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

What do a software designer, a civil engineer, an airline pilot, and a long-distance swimmer's support team have in common? All of them use angles and trigonometric ratios to help solve problems.

Yo momma so ugly..... what more do you want

Why did the chicken cross the road? It wanted to commit suicide

Why did little Timmy scrape his knee? He was launched off of an aircraft carrier.

A black man and a Mexican are in a car. Who's driving? The Mexican; the black man had too much alcohol and the Mexican was the designated driver.

what are you mike bibby?

Oh my god it's the twinkie mobile!

Why don't woman wear watches? Because there is a clock on the stove!

Q: What did the serail rapist say to his best friend? A: You're a good friend

Well, I feel that I've stepped outside my comfort zone.

What did the ocean say to the other ocean? Nothing, they just waved

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

What 10 inches long and wont be getting sucked this valentines day? Whitney Houstons crack pipe

Rebecca black walked into a bar. She was then escorted out because she is under-aged.

what happens when you punt a baby in between 2 poles? you get 3 points

Roses are red Violets are blue There's suppose to be a fourth line.

What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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