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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the cow say to the Businessman? Nothing. Cows cant talk.

your mom.

What happened to the Jewish child that used to live life like a normal kid? Him and his family were taken to a ditch and shot to death. --ZeNaziGermanDoctor

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

Nina and Harry sitting in a tree K-I-S-S-I-N-G, first comes love, then comes marriage, then comes divorce because their marriage didn't turn out right and Harry hit Nina in the head with a iron...

hy did the boy cross the road? to jump of the bridge on the other side.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

Is your refridgerator running? good, because if it wasn't then your food would spoil.

What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

What's the difference between being hungry and being horny? Where you put the cucumber

You wanna know who else messes around a lot? My mom. Do you know who else has the best tacos in town? My mom. Do you know who else doesn't have time for this? My mom. She's a very busy woman; dealing with matters you'd expect a recently divorced mother would have to carry on her shoulders.

an american walks out of a strip club.

HAVING OTHER LESBIAN'S OVARIES C AUGHT A AROUND U MBRELLAS SITTING TREES

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

Q. Why did the man walk away from his wife? A. Because he wanted to walk away from his wife.

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