- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does pavement get hot. Because it’s black. How could you tell she had bruises. Because they were black. Why did the boy drop out of school. Because he was dying of melanoma.

What did the fat man say to everyone? Hey everyone! I am i fat man!

Why didn't the mexican make the basketball team? He had never practiced and was overweight

the awkward moment when a fat person says they are fat

A Black man, and Jewish man, and a Asian man walk into a bar. They then proceed to buy a drink, leave the bar, and move on with their day.

A blind man walks into a library.

Kid- "Where do babies come from?" Mom- (commits suicide)

what did the homeless kid get for christmas? nothing he probably doesn't know what christmas is

What city likes baseball the most? New York

A man walks in to a bar, remembering he was actually going to the hardware store, he heads out and leave.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock Knock Whose there? Obviously not Suzie.

Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

Do you want to hear a bad joke? A bad joke

What do you call a black man on the moon? Another successful moon landing by NASA in which the African-American astronaut went on a successful moon walk.

How do you stop a bus? You try to wave down the bus driver, they're usually nice people who will stop for you if you put in some effort and act appreciative.

Whats black and blue and red all over? A housewife that was recently abused by her alcoholic wife. (from will c. and jack f.)

once, my brother took my lard and gave it to the less fortunet

-Is your refrigerator running? -Yes. -Just wondering.

Why did the boy fall of his bike? He's learning to ride and understandably lost his balance.

Knock,Knock Who's there? The Police, Your under arrest for urinating on a toliet.

What do you do when you see a plumbers crack. Tell him he has another crack to fill

knock knock Goodbye

What is Hitler's favourite Yu-Gi-Oh card? Blue Eyes, White Dragon.

Why did the boy jump of the cliff? He was following the others

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