One, two, three, four and five

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I just threw up..In my pants.

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What did 4 Year Old Jonny get for his birthday? Death.

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y was John so sad becaus his mom took his phone

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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what did the lesbian say to the man? I don't like penis

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what is red and can grow hair water i lied about it growing hair and that it is red

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the gay boys house. Knock knock! whose there? The chicken!!

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Why did the officer arrest the black man? Because he suspected him of littering. ...and because he was black.

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A Jew, Muslim and Mexican all die of cancer

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How do you catch a green elephant? you paint it red and use a Red Elephant Trap

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How was the copper wire invented? 2 Jews pulling on the same penny!

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Whats black on top and white on bottom? Rape.

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Why did the car get sucked up by the tornado? Because it was in Pilger, Nebraska.

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Dislike if you are a prostitute

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the cock was on the other side.

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"Hey have you seen Stevie wonders car. Neither has he.

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What did Susie do when the music was too loud Nothing

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A handless Asian boy was riding his bike through the park with some friends. One of his friends puts his arms in the air and yells "Look! No hands!" The handless boy rides his bike home, crying and thinking about how one day he would like to say, "Look! No hands!" without people getting nauseous.

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In Soviet Russia, this type of joke would be considered evidence to throw you into the gulag.

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What do you call a black man with a gun? Officer.

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Men's rights Because its an anti-joke

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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it was all Tagart

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