What did the tree say to the boy? Nothing. As i recall, trees are unable to speak and or show signs of emotion.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

How did the man with no legs get around? He was assisted by a nurse or relative who was kind enough to take on such a task.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Whats worse than one dead Baby in ten trash cans Getting raped by kobe

thumb_up thumb_down +19

whats worse than killing someone? finding out your mom is your dad

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Two muffins are sitting in a oven, The other muffin says to the other muffin nothing, Because muffins are unable of human conversation.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worse than waking up with a hangover? Not waking up at all

thumb_up thumb_down +19

Why is this website called anti-jokes? i don't know but it makes sense.

thumb_up thumb_down +19

"Did you fall from heaven?...Cause your face is really messed up."

thumb_up thumb_down +19

what is blue and smells like fish? blue fish ;)

thumb_up thumb_down +19

What's worst than a worm in your apple? Finding your mom in a porno.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

A blonde asks, "How come i cant get this to go in there?" However no one replies because no one is there.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

what do you call a black man who beats his wife, doesnt have a job and has a ton of kids? whatever his name is.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

whats worse that finding your having sex with your long lost sister? having sex with your long lost brother

thumb_up thumb_down +17

the sky is green no it is not

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Before you sneeze Say PIK-Achoo

thumb_up thumb_down +17

How many baby's does it to paint a wall red? It depends how many you throw.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

womens rights

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Two chavs jump off a cliff, who wins? Neither. Leaving aside the fact that two people would jump off a cliff in any kind of competitive context is highly improbable, due to the laws of physics objects fall at the same speed and therefore both people would hit the ground at the same time, meaning that, unless either of them deployed a parachute mid way through, they would, in fact, be in a dead heat.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What did the leperchaun get at the bake sale? baked goods.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Why was the boy crying? Because him and his sister were sent to an orphanage.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What happened to the guy that got hit by a bus? He got hit by a bus and died.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

why did the guy round second base? to get to 3rd

thumb_up thumb_down +17

What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

thumb_up thumb_down +17

there were two cyclists cycling down a main road in china at exactly the same time and exactly the same pace, one being chinese and the other irish. why did the irish man get stopped and the chinese man not? because the irish man had in fact raped and murdered a young child in his native home town and then fled the country to china.

thumb_up thumb_down +17

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops