- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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It's caoimhin I wasnt writing cos kane turned my computer off the bel end aodhans been tuping sayin its be the spa.

Your mother is so fat that LOWERLOWEOROLWERLOWEH OIRH OWER IOWEJ OR OIJWE :JWEJKLR

Why did the black man jump off of a bridge? -He was in depression and comitted suicide.

What do you say when you accidently punch a wasps nest? Nothing.The correct choice is ton run as fast as you can to avoid getting stung by the entire nest of wasps.

What did the little boy say to Micheal Jackson? Shouldn't you be dead?

How do you make a firefighter happy? Give him a blowjob and 10 million dollars.

What do you call a guy with out any arms or legs floating in the ocean? Bob

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, My vagina is Red, Im on my period.

What is striped black and white? A prisoner in jail arrested for the murder and rape of a 7 year old child.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

A Jew walks into a bar...He uses his coupon to get a free drink, then leaves.

Whats long, hard, and makes a girl excited? A penis.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

Roses are red Im adopted

Why did the man jump into the river? He wanted to go for a swim, but the pool was closed, so he swam in the river.

why did the chicken cross the road? the sudden lack of sidewalk dictated as such.

Build a man a fire and he will be warm for a night, set a man on fire and he will be warm for the rest of his life.

What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? DAM!

Why was the All-black Basketball team disqualified? Because they all died in a hotel fire.

Whats red, and spins at fast speeds? A baby in a blender

What do you call a gay man having sex with a woman? Sex.

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