What do you do when you see four black people and a Jew? You buy them

What did the man do after his wife died? He farted.

What Do call a dog with an e A doge

Q. What's big, green, has four legs, fuzzy, and if fell out of a tree would kill you? A. A pool table

What did one sexy babe say to the other? We are sexy

Why didn't gram-pa give his grandson a Birthday present? Because he had Alzheimer's and forgot about him.

what did I say to myself nothing because its very weird to talk to your self

Wats do you get when you combine a vampire and a ginger? Idk, who would pull that disgusting shit

what do you call a million black people on the moon? a good start

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Whats the worst thing your parents could ever do to a teenager? Take there phone.

What did the white man say to the black bartender? I'll have a pint please.

Why was the chocolate black? It's not black you idiot, its white

knock knock who's there boo Jenny had a heart attack due to the scare, she was taken to hospital and died

Why did the chicken cross the road? it doesn't matter, it got turned into KFC before it crossed.

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Madeline McCan

Q: Why did Sarah fall off the swings? A: She had no arms Knock. Knock. Who's there? Not Sarah.

why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? A comment saying "I don't think that's an anti-joke"

What's sad about a guy jumping off a cliff? The cliff.

Why are there cookie's in the jar? 'Cause I put cookies in the jar

A rabbi, a nun, and a homosexual walk into a bar. They proceed to get drunk, and party like its 1972. Oh yeah. And your dad was just killed by a refrigerator.

How do you make a person dissapear? You can't that would break the laws of physics, so therefore rendered impossibe.

Q: Whats black and green and goes 100 mph? A: A black and white car going 100 mph.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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