A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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What's the difference between a bowling ball and a sorority girl? You could always eat the bowling ball if you really had to.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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a jewish person sees a nickel on a sidewalk and continues walking.

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Q: What's black and hangs from a tree? A: A tire swing.

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What do you call a man with no arms and no legs? That depends on what his name is.

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Where can you find a tetraplegic? Where you left him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue This website is dumb Your mom is going to kill you

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How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

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What did the apple say to the pear? ...Nothing they can't talk...

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A Mexican walks into a bar. He walked out with a concussion. -ilikecrepes97

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem, Penis knuckle.

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So there is a white guy and a jewish guy walking, they find a penny on the ground who takes it? The white guy because he is in debt.

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What's the difference between a Jew and a Boy Scout? Boy Scouts come back from camp.

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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i wonder who made this website? a human

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Hey Skrillex! Can you do me a favor and hold this bass for me? Sure thing, no problem. 3 seconds later... Oops! My bad! I just dropped it.

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Q: What do you call a innocent black man that was shot 403 times by the cops when they asked for his ID and somehow assumed he was gonna reach for a gun? A: Deceased Texan.

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Wanna know a Chuck Norris fact? He is 72 years old and likely to die soon

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q: what do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex? a: sex, just like everyome else calls it

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What do Justin Bieber and corn have in common? They are both fruits. Except for the corn.

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An English man, Irish man and a Scotsman walk into a bar. And have a wonderful evening of multicultural entertainment and fun together.

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What does it take to play in the WNBA? Nothing....

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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