Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

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Whats two plus two Four!

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

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why are some people black? Because god decided there needs to be different people in the world therefore none are congruent

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What's worse then getting a broken bone? A large marsupial charging at you with vicious speed

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When the sun goes down... Most of the guys pants goes down too. Just be straight XD

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Whats a never ending Opium for the stupid, mentally depraved un educated population? Christianity

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Whats fleash color fleash color and fleashcolor? a naked hobo rolling down a hill

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2 Priests and a Monk walk into a bar, All 3 were stabbed to death in a bar fight.

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Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

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Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

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Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

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What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

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What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

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Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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