- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's red and bad for your teeth? A: Bricks.

Why'd the squrille fall out of the Tree? Cause it was dead

How did the Mexican got into the USA? Trough the border.

What look likes a rocket, uses Mc Donalds wifi and takes off from Fairlawns Avenue Kevins House not instigating it was all Taggart

What makes George Michael gay? The fact he engages in sexual intercourse with other men.

When did Dom become so brave? When he made friends

Children + my basement + my finger = yes

Why did the princess kiss the frog? She really wanted a wart.

A man walks into a bar and says, "I'll take a drink."

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

Why am I constipated? I ate fiber glass insulation.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It is hard to know things like that.

How many psychiatrists does it take to screw in a light-bulb? One, usually.

What did the cat say to the rabbit? Nothing, cats are incapable of human speech as far as scientists are concerned. Also, the mouse was having a bad day. Rutabaga.

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

What's worse than sex with a midget? Non-consensual sex with a midget.

Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf, dumb, and blind.

What did the man with no head get for Christmas? Nothing he was dead

Thank you very much for being so kind to me throughout the years. I have never known a better man. Rest in peace.

A bear walks into a bar. The bear is then shot by the bartender with the shotgun kept under the counter.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the Batmobile? Get in the Batmobile.

Who didn't allow the gorilla into the ballet studio? Whoever was in charge.

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