- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q. Why did Jimmy fall off his bike? A. Because he had alzheimer's and couldn't remember how to ride a bike.

What do you call someone who sits on anti joke every day? Luke Skywalker

Two muffins in an oven. One muffin turns to the other and says nothing, because muffins cannot talk.

XD That one was awesome Nero, for a moment I was really wondering if you refer towards a tough guy as yourself as a boy. Now you pretty lucky I like tough guys, and you always have a savage joke at hand don't you?

What did the lawyer say to the Black man? Your case came through, the murderer of your wife has been caught

How did Harry potter open the door? He had the key

What's the difference between Batman and a black guy? One is a guy that dresses up like a bat and fights crime and the other is just a mild-mannered person.

how does bob marley like his doughnuts? Sugared

How do you confuse a blonde? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

Your mother is so obese that she has over the recommended daily calorie intake on a regular basis.

I hear eating an apple a day keeps the other apples in check.

What did micheal Jackson get for Christmas?a restraining order!

Why was Jesus Christ white? Because it would be a lot better if I had more confidence in myself...

kieran is a homosexual

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's dead.

What did the man say when he saw a alien? "Look its a Alien"

What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

Why did the priest go to jail? He had sexual relations with young boys.

I got drunk last night and woke up in a bed and that's when I saw it. A 400 pound woman was in front of me and I could see the sweat drip down her ass fat and she let out a putrid fart right in my face. It smelt like rotten eggs and cheesy cauliflower. I am horrified.

A teen walks in on his parents having sex. He then vomits in his mouth and shuts the door.

Roses are red, violets are blue, take this medication, and call me if you have any symptoms of nausea or heartburn.

Roses are red, violets are blue; So give me head, or I queue you!

Why did the chicken cross the road? It felt like it, no particular reason. Why did the hippo cross the road? Same reason as the chicken. Why did the Fred cross the road? He was with animal control, and a chicken and hippo had just been reported to cross this dangerous stretch of highway.

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