What's one plus one? two.

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Do you want to hear a racist joke? I hate black people...

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Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

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you were so loud you woke helen keller up!!!!!!!

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Arab 1: Du good bai me, and I'll du good bai you. Arab 2: Ye men, sounds good men. Arab 3: O man, no way. Arab 4: K, u wait...jus wait n see.. Arab 5: I no interest! Me so saudi! Arab 6: D'oh...ha, ha, haa! Arab 7: This is so bahrain...I'm going to go club some protesters.

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A man asks a young woman at a party if a rag smells like chloroform. She doesn't respond because she's passed out. He takes her to a nearby bedroom, rapes her, and leaves the party promptly. He'll probably victimize many other women with this method.

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A chronic hemophilliac walks into a bar. He cuts himself and bleeds to death.

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Girl, why are you crying? I'm not a girl, I'm a strawberry.

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Why was the black racist guy and the white racist guy, who 0hated each other, afraid of Michael Jackson? They didn't want to be the other each others color.

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You had ONE job. Unfortunately, it wasn't enough to support your dying wife and ill child.

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What's round, has two hands, and tells time? Some fat guy I know, with a watch.

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once upon a time a guy thought he wrote an original anti joke but it wasnt

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Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad your whole family isn't dead from a fatal car accident?

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What do you call a girl who has slept with five guys? Her name.

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andrew wagner

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Q:What is yellow and has wheels A: A banana I was joking about the wheels

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why did the man have a hole in his face? because syphillis had eaten a hole in it

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Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

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What is purple, stupid, gay, and tells shitty jokes? I don't know. You think of something.

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Roses r red, Violets r blue, u think id eva cry ova u?? I told u i luvd u, n u believed it true... Well guess wat baby? U got played 2 B)

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what do you say to a woman on her rags? nothing.try and ignore it.you didn't hear this from me and we never talked.

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roses are red, violets are blue, sugar is sweet, and so are you.

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A dyslexic athiest..."'There is no Dog!"

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What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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