What do you call a man with a horse? A man

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What's black and white and red all over? A dead Zebra

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a man was cooking a tortilla. what did he say when he dropped it while flipping the tortilla? oops i dropped my tortilla

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Someone asked me "What rhymes with Orange?" I replied "Door hinge." He punched me.

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Q: How do you know if you have had too much to drink? A: When you find a bloody hole where your kidney is.

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Red are roses Blue are violets Dyslexic am I.

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What did the spatula say to the door handle? Nothing. Inanimate objects are incapable of speaking.

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can you pass the soap?

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Why did Suzy fall of the swing? She didn't have arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzy.

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There was a blonde driving a car but she was late to a meeting so she started speeding but then a police officer pulls her over. The officer asked the blonde "Do you know how fast you were going?" to which the blonde responded "Yes, I am late to a meeting" so the police gives a ticket for speeding and she ends up going late to her meeting.

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What did the bi-polar girl do when she found our her ex-boyfriend was living with another woman? Nothing; she was happy for their new relationship and realized life moves on, in addition to taking the daily appropriate amount of medication prescribed by her doctor.

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What goes from pink to red in 5 seconds? A pink shirt when red pain is spilled on it.

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What did Michelle Obama get for Christmas? Cancer

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What did the mother say when the train hit her? Bad train! We don't hit!

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What more orange that a lime? Most things.

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Spongebob. "Hey Patrick, I thought of something funnier than 24." Patrick "Let me hear it." Spongebob "25"

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Whats happening when you see your TV floating at night? You are probably suffering from some sort of mental disorder which causes spontaneous hallucinations and should seek medical help before the condition worsens.

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knock knock who is there who who who your an owl

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Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

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Q: what's wrong with this sentence? My dogs is running in the garden A: I don't have a garden

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What's the difference between the WNBA and the NBA? The WNBA features female athletes, as oppose to the males of the NBA.

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Why was the man lying under a sheet. Because he was dead.

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WARNING: this is a black joke Why does everybody hate darth vader? he is all black

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Why did Adolf Hitler Start WWII and kill millions of Jews? Because he was a poweful dictator

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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