- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the homeless kid get for Christmas? Hypothermia.

What did the shit covered people licking each others scrotums call themselves? The Aristocrats

Q: How many lightbulbs does it take to screw in a dog house, if your parents are a washing machine and a dryer? A: Trick Question, dog houses can't fly!

Roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you

"How high are you?" "I don't know, sir." "Well, look at the god damn altimeter."

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

CJISTHEBEST Sticks and stones may break my bones because i have osteoperosis.

Did you know that... Billy had a heart attack, it was sad. Now you know!

what did the man say after he fell off the cliff nothing, he's dead

What do you call a penguin sliding down a hill how should i know.

-Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? -She had no arms. -Knock, knock. Who's there? -Not Sally.

What do you call a piece of Swiss cheese with human characteristics? Abnormal.

What did the facial stylist charge Jack Sparrow to get his ears pierced? A buc-an-ear!

ROTFL = Reaching out to fellow lossers

Why couldn't the girl go to the bathroom? Because she was obese.

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Ron Sparks.

What do you do when life gives you lemons? You eat them.

A man walks into a bar. He tricks a lady into smelling a rag doused with chlorophoam, and rapes her.

A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his town.

Q:Why was the black guy carrying a gun A:He's a cop

Why did the chicken cross the road?

What's worse than a bruise in your knee? A bruise in your other knee. And what is worse than that? The Holocaust. And what is worse than that? A second Holocaust, much bigger, with much more casualties.

What do you get when you cross a chicken and a dinosaur? You can't. Dinosaurs are extinct.

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