How do you make etheopians rave ? glue bread to the roof

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NO ONE LIKES RANGAS

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yo mamas so ugly.... everyone died. the end.

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Why was the black man unemployed and in debt? Because current socio-economic realities and systematic racial discrimination place him at a disadvantage in terms of education and employment. Indeed, it is statistically probable that he was raised below the poverty-line, greatly limiting his access to goods and services and his future options from birth.

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why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

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What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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Why did the plane crash? The pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

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what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

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Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

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why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

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what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

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don't do anything i wouldn't do first

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Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

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knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

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what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

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Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

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Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

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