- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was dead

Your mama is so black, she contributes regularly to the NAACP and the United Negro College Fund. Her donations and volunteer work help greatly.

what did the monitor say to the boy? Im a Monitor

what's the difference between a blonde and a mosquito? when you slap a mosquito it stops sucking:)

don't do anything i wouldn't do first

Everytime God shuts a door, he opens a window... ...But I am the Goddamn locksmith!

Why was the girl crying? She prolapsed.

The Princess is in another castle

Why couldn't the Egyptian pharaoh solve the Rubik's Cube? He didn't know how.

what did hitler say when the allies invaded germany i did NAZI that coming

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

knock knock who's there jehovas witness... ...I allow them into my house for a cup of tea and a chat as I respect their religion

Q: Whats Brown and sticky A: an eagle except for the brown and sticky part

Damn, I was gonna do my laundry but Amanda Todd drank all my bleach

Why did the cow hail a taxi? Because cows can't drive.

Why did the black man go to jail? Because he committed a criminal offense.

why did the child kill his mother because the child gave his mom AIDS

Every time I walk across the street I do the Hitler march and raise my arm straight out to salute him, if I feel like holding up traffic, I take smaller steps

What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

A woman woke up next to her husband that was already awake. She said "F*** you" and walked out of the house. On the other side of the world, a horse is giving birth to a chihuahua.

why couldnt the jew play basketball? He was handicapp

What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Wheres my tractor?

What do you get if you cross a bomb expert, and a homophob? a blowjob

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