What did the boy say to his father? I don't know. With the seemingly infinite number of topics that two people could discuss and the fact that both the father and son are fictional, it would be unreasonable and border edge mentally unstable for me to assume that you would know what they may or may not be talking about.

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What's worse than reading? A lot, but there are too many things to name

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Hello penis

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Joe has 30 candy bars and eats 25. What does john have now? DIABETIES. Joe has diabeties. Please comment!!!!!!!

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Why was the kid crying? Cause he had a frog stapled to his face.

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How does a t-rex eat spaghetti? He didn't he ate a velocaraptor instead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Maybe because it had escaped from the farm and as it doesn't have full conciousness, it couldn't distinguish between grass and the asphalt, so it happened to cross the road.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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Knock knock? Who's there? Herpes. Bummer.

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What did the commentor say when he saw the "waht's worse than finding a worm in your apple...the holocaust." joke? I am offended to your cruel referance to worms.

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What do you call an horse? A horse, because horse does not start with a vowel and that would be grammatically incorrect.

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A man walks into a bar. It resulted in a concussion and 17 stitches.

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Why did the other reindeer make fun of Rudolph? He had one nut

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

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What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

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A boy asks a wolf, "whats the time mr wolf?" The wolf does not answer. Wolves possess neither watches, nor the neurone in their brain required to talk.

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Q: What did the homeless man say when he was mauled by a bear? A: Ouch.

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What did Tarzan say to the elephant?... "Hi elephant." A few weeks later, the elephant had grown a mustache and gotten a pair of sunglasses. What did Tarzan say to him then?... Nothing, he didn't recognize him.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Columbine was funny

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What do you call a Mexican hot dog? Lunch.

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Q How do you make the fire fighter sad? A Kill his dog

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What happened to the plumber payed in gum? His family left him because he was irresponsible with his business

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Uh... Justin, the most pointless man... I gotta cringe for a moment, I don't want to be mean here, but I think my body cell total opinion pool dropped a large quantity there, its not that I do not want you anymore, but, my body`s mass body cell total is kinda denying me... Actually I am denying IT... ACTUALLY WE ARE DENYING EACH OTHER, (which is totally awesome, united denial fighting against one another FOR DENYING THE MOST! BECAUSE COOPERATION IS FOR PUSSIES!) Anyway, hell I am dead tired, oh yeah, Justin... Man, Uh, who where you again?

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