What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? Nothing, chimneys can't talk!

What's worse than falling in the mud whilst wearing a suit? Burying your parents.

what happened to the frog that had a car accident, nothing it's dead

what do you get when you cross a broken arm and a broken leg? a broken head.

Why did the woman leave the kitchen? ?? She had just prepared her breakfast and was late for her full-time job as a police officer.

What do you call a woman when you're inside her? Mom.

What do you call a black man driving a expensive sports car? A respectable member of society

Which is better; having a billion dollars or a trillion dollars? Trick Question, you aren't that rich.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

What's worse than nailing 10 babies to a wall? Ripping them off.

Granny P-O-R-N!!!!

How do you earn a bunch of money all at once? Walk into Hot Topic and say "I have knives for sale!"

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

What did the Muslim say to the American? Hi

What did the black man get for Christmas? Presents

What do you call a human with no eye? A Human.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

What's worse than seeing Helen Keller behind the wheel of a car? Being run over by Helen Keller.

Why did the nun cry? 12 babies were killed under her care.

how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop 397, IF you have a big tounge

A man drives home from a bar one night, He is under the influence and his reckless driving will costs many innocent people their lives.

Whats dark, has an opening, and guys like to go into it? A Vagina

Teachers be like "Hold on class, I am almost done with my lesson!" Students: " Aint nobody got time 4 dat!"

Why is the turkey always full? Because he is stuffed.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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