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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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When life gives you lemons you make orange juice so people will say "How the hell did you do that?"

A bear and a rabbit are taking a shit in the woods, the bear turns to the rabbit and says "I have colon cancer."

So an African, Asian, and White man walk into a bar, what do they all have in common? Believe it or not, they all liked cantaloupe.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Cause he felt like it.

How can you tell the difference between a cow? One says moo

The man that loved birds so much that he played golf just to get a birdie.

What has four legs and a tail? A table with a tail

A black man, a Mexican man, a white man, an Asian man, a priest, a rabbi, and a prostitute walk into a bar. It was a very popular bar.

What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? One is an Italian pastry with tomato sauce, cheese and other toppings and the other is a human being.

What do Austrailian cows say? Moo.

A Jew, a black man and a Christian enter a bar. Black people werent allowed in at the time so he was escorted out. The Jew And Christian have a blast and the time of their lives that night.

how do u know when your in west virginia? when the houses have more wheels than the cars

What do you call a guy with no arms or legs laying on your driveway? You call him by his name

what is big and can make things come out? a gun

What's green and fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree, it'll kill you? A pool table.

Three men were on a plane. One chucked an apple out the window. Unfortunately, due to the low pressure outside, all the men were sucked out the window.

Why did the black man buy fried chicken? Because it wasn't free.

Why did the fish cross the road? Because the chicken was carrying an aquarium.

Q: Why is Alzheimer not funny? A: To get to the other side.

Once upon a time there was a tree. But it was just a tree, so it sat there. Then it didn't rain for a while, so the tree died. And nothing ever grew there again. The End

A black man accidentally walks into a white man......they apologize to each other and carry on with the rest of their day.

Hey I just banged you, and it was crazy, delete my number, and keep the baby.

What's worse than AIDS Nothing can possibly be worse than finding out you have AIDS

A man walks into a bar and approaches a man "Ask me if I'm a tree." "Fine.Are you a tree?" "No."

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