A blonde goes to school, and completes a difficult math problem.

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a horse walks into a bar. Noticing the potentially dangerous situation everyone leaves, the bartender calls RSPCA who come and retrieve the horse and order is restored.

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What time is it when you run out of ice cream? Time to get more ice cream.

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Why would a dog sniff another dog's butt hole? Because that is what they do.

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Do Re Mi Fa So La Ti Only musicians will understand.

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What did the chilean miner say to the other Chilean miner? I wish we could get out of here.

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Im taking a shit right now.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He was among thousands of men who were also from Nantucket.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis.

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how many terminaly ill 5 year old cancer patients does it take to burn to supply enough energy to make toast just 4.5 :)

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like peanut butter Can you fly?

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Why wouldn't Helen Keller be able to drive if she was alive today? She would be inside her coffin not knowing how to get out

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How many TV shows are there? A lot.

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An African American walks into a bar. The bar tender is a racist, so he asks the African American gentleman to leave.

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If you don't see banners here, it doesn't mean they are not there...

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What did the chair say to the fan? Nothing. Chairs and fans are objects so they do not have the physical ability to talk.

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What did the tooth brush say to the toothe paste? Minorities.

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chickens, roads, horses, bars,roses, violets, sally, knock, knock, fnord

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Who let out the chicken?

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What is white, average height and cannot jump as high as a black man? A fridge.

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Two Muffins are in an oven the first Muffin says "whew it's hot in here." The other Muffin turns around and yells "Holy shit! I can talk too!"

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Like this if you want people to stop asking to have their jokes liked.

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A man walks into a bar and the bartender suddenly runs out the door frantically yelling, "He's got a gun! He's got a gun!" Meanwhile, inside the bar, the patrons overpowered the gunman, tied him up and took his weapon and all the cash he had. They later used his money to buy more drinks at another bar.

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Whats the difference between dinosaurs and skittles? Dinosaurs were killed out hundreds of thousands of years ago when skittles on the other hand are sugery candy that people eat when they are craving a sweet treat

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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