- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What's green and has four wheels? A: A green car.

Whats worse than stubbing your toe? Obama being re-elected

Whats two plus two Four!

a horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks "Why the long face?" Then the horse left because that question is racist to horses.

How do you stop a baby from spinning round a washing line. Hit it in face with a baseball bat.

What gets wetter as it dries? Sarah Jessica Parker

There is a terrorist attack. Muslims are blamed for it.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because I hit her with an axe.

What's white and black? Color blind.

Q: Do you know how to save a black man from drowning? A: No. GOOD!

What's worse than getting a F on your History test? The millions of children around your age that cannot even afford to go to school, most likely because they live in a third world country.

What goes round and knocks on windows? A paedophile.

What happens when you give a math problem to a blonde? She works through it to arrive at the answer.

Did you hear the one about the black guy that went to college? Me niether

Your mother is so fat, she is at great risk for developing diabetes mellitus type 2.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

What's the difference between a volleyball and a tree? They're both volleyballs except for the tree.

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How did the man know he was gay? Australia is full of kangaroos

Why did the bird plummet to the earth? It was shot.

Roses are red viloets are blue mw3 sucks and bf3 is good

Q: Why did the dead baby cross the road??? A: It was stapled to the chicken.

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas? Love and attention from his parents.

Joke- Blah Blah Blah, punch line -LOL -Shut the hell up

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