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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead. ;)

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

How many black people does it take to screw In a lightbulb.....I can't see them.

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

A man walks into a clothing store, he calls his wife, buys a shirt, and leaves.

A guy walks into a bar

What did the mother say to her son? Nothing, she was dead.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what just happened when chuck norris falling from the sky..? Starts making a wish

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When is the best time to wear a striped sweater? All the time.

Why did little Lynn fall of her bike? Because she has no legs.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Three men walk into a bar. One of them is not planning to consume alcohol because they are responsible and he is the designated driver.

Why did Princess Diana cross the road? She wasn't wearing a seat belt.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

How did Helen Keller burn her hands? On a candle.

Knock-Knock Who's there? The The Who? The Beatles!

Roses are red violets are blue I want to F%$# you with a rake

Knock Knock Whos there? You You Who? Who You Oh im Jim.

One linners President Kinnedy did you like the parade President Lincon did you like the play

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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